37 Jokes That Are Way Too Real For Anyone Who's Ever Been A ServerSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 22 Apr 2018 37 Jokes That Are Way Too Real For Anyone Who s Ever Been A Server "When you forget you have a cut on your finger and grab a lemon." by Ailbhe MaloneBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Ailbhe Malone/ BuzzFeed 2 Kourt @kmulhollon15 You know you’re a waitress when you have nightmares about getting 15 tables at one time and they are all high school kids that want change back 03:41 PM - 18 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @server_life 4 BuzzFeed/ The CW 5 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @restaurantmemes 6 Steph @ItsStephanee My manager was dealing with a mad customer and the customer asks him if he can talk to the manager and my managers like “yeah one second....” and he does a dramatic ass 360 turn and goes “hi I’m the manager how can I help you today???” LMAOOOOOO 01:32 AM - 17 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @iserver_life 8 Maritsa Patrinos/ BuzzFeed 9 Jesse Goldman/ BuzzFeed 10 Mowgli @Holy_Mowgli BOSS: you're fired ME: please give me another chance, I'm struggling to put food on the table BOSS: that's the problem…you're the worst waiter I've ever hired 08:20 PM - 16 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @l.a.servers 12 Sara @sara_davidson Canny wait for the number of customers at work going “bet you wish you were outside today” yes Karen a fuckin dae but instead am servin u 10:52 AM - 19 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @server_life 14 Maury / Via memegenerator.com 15 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @chloe_fire 16 Ailbhe Malone/ BuzzFeed 17 Maritsa Patrinos/ BuzzFeed 18 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @serverquotes 19 memegenerator.net 20 ????? @myhoneypeaches when you take a table their food and call out the name of the plate and they sit there in silence not claiming it like they don’t know what they ordered #serverlife https://t.co/du0ebZRqc8 10:33 PM - 15 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 Ailbhe Malone/ BuzzFeed 22 ????? @myhoneypeaches when you ask your customer if there is anything else you can get for them and they say no but when a manager walks by a minute later they flag them down and ask for something #serverlife https://t.co/ntw0kyqsrG 11:05 PM - 15 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23 Ailbhe Malone/ BuzzFeed 24 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @mr_2plus3 25 Ailbhe Malone/ BuzzFeed 26 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @slye_6311 27 Ailbhe Malone/ BuzzFeed 28 Maritsa Patrinos/ BuzzFeed 29 Ian Sausage @stephenjmolloy Waiter: How did you find your meal, sir? Me: Yeah, it was nice. Waiter: That's not what I meant and you know it. Me: Another waiter told me where you hid it. 07:40 AM - 15 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 30 Ailbhe Malone/ BuzzFeed 31 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @iserver_life 32 Ailbhe Malone/ BuzzFeed 33 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @restaurantmemes 34 Maritsa Patrinos / BuzzFeed 35 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @restaurantmemes 36 Adam Ellis/ BuzzFeed 37 gabrielle coffee @gabriellecoffee Coworker: omg text me anytime you need a shift covered Me: can you work today Coworker: omg sorry my uncles hamster is in town or I would 01:38 PM - 11 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.