19 Jokes You'll Only Get If You're Studying For A DegreeSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 20 Apr 2018 19 Jokes You ll Only Get If You re Studying For A Degree "In class like, 'got 40 mins left. That's two 20 min halves. Just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times.'" by Natalya LobanovaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Lizzy Smith @elizwsmith I snuck out my phone during lecture and immediately received this ... cue the x files theme 02:15 PM - 27 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @elizwsmith / Twitter 2 Jacob Howle @jacobhowle *Actual conversation I just overheard in my class* “I have a friend who’s coming into town. He’s Russian.” “Oh dude well tell him to go Phi Delt.” “No, like he’s from Russia.” 07:06 PM - 05 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @jacobhowle / Twitter 3 Dazzlynberry @DazzlynReed one of my fondest memories of community college was when i answered a question in a class with my laptop open and the professor was like "you didn't know that you looked it up!" but the guy sitting behind me yelled "no she didn't shes lookin at anime" 12:54 AM - 12 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @DazzlynReed / Twitter 4 Vixel!!! @ FurTheMore @pixelfreckles professor started talking about differential equations in physics 2 lecture 03:24 PM - 27 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @pixelfreckles / Twitter 5 Steve Fawley @stevehasnoweave My psych professor asked if we'd heard of Pavlov. I said "it rings a bell." No one laughed, I'm too witty for this class. 05:22 PM - 21 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @stevehasnoweave / Twitter 6 Momma Becca! @uzbeccastaaaan High school teachers: I'm MRS. HARDASS and you will take me SERIOUSLY College profs: what up I'm Josh and class is cancelled cuz I'm tired 02:50 PM - 05 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @uzbeccastaaaan / Twitter 7 Aklaq @bre4kingbad *stubs out cigarette* Well, student finance england, where do i begin? 06:15 PM - 19 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @bre4kingbad / Twitter 8 Jawdan @jbridgeh2o In class like, "got 40 mins left. That's two 20 min halves. Just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times." 07:15 PM - 18 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite @jbridgeh2o / Twitter 9 reaghan @reaghanhunt i like it when my professor tells us to read an article and i see who wrote it and i am like nice i called this guy a bitch on twitter two weeks ago 01:32 AM - 06 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @reaghanaunt / Twitter 10 INIRO @eskbl me: ill take a biology class, im smart enough for this just watch me teacher: cells me: 07:04 AM - 05 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @eskbl / Twitter 11 iscelle @iscellerobee every bad grade on my transcript is FAKE. professors have been LYING FOR YEARS in order to make me look lazy and unmotivated. SAD! 05:15 PM - 06 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @iscellerobee / Twitter 12 alonso @aIonsogarcia Professor first day of class: Good mor... Kids with macbooks: 05:49 PM - 16 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @alonsogarcia / Twitter 13 Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen Siri combine all of my college phases into a tangible object 02:02 AM - 02 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @HelloCullen / Twitter 14 rav @Doughbvy 4pm: wow i have so much work 5pm: *naps* 7pm: *wakes up* 7-11pm: *finds any way to procrastinate* 11pm: "the amount of work college gives me is ridiculous and so unreasonable they have no idea how hard it is to get everything done in such a short time i have a LIFE you know". 05:38 PM - 08 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @Doughbvy / Twitter 15 kowabunga dudettes @no_talent_shan my student loan account is locked for an hour bc i entered my password wrong twice. who the hell do they think is trying to break in and pay my loans for me. why would i want to prevent that. Pleas let them in 03:34 PM - 18 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @no_talent_shan / Twitter 16 brohsen @brohsen when your parents move you into your dorm and your dad makes you take a pic w him 02:34 AM - 28 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite @brohsen / Twitter 17 Eric Saueracker @esaueracker Students are taking their Physics Midterm exam today. I said no cell phones, not even for music since they could be used to cheat. This student brought in a record player and is bumping Kanye in his headphones right now... https://t.co/p57iMIal7D 05:22 PM - 11 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @esaueracker / Twitter 18 kate @eatmenIikeair i love student living 12:24 PM - 05 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @eatmenlikeair / Twitter 19 jochua @Limboghini24 Uh why is my sister’s degree underneath the car seat 06:42 PM - 15 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @Limboghini24 / Twitter Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.