28 British Tweets From November Alone That Prove Brits Can Be Funny In Any MonthSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 29 Nov 2018 28 British Tweets From November Alone That Prove Brits Can Be Funny In Any Month "Throwback to when I spent £12 on a sugar lip scrub from Lush then got stoned the same day and ate it."by by Cassie SmythBuzzFeed Staff, by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Liam Rice @Li4mricee So a Shopping Centre on the Isle of Man just had their Christmas decorations done... 08:08 PM - 18 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Nick Walker @nickw84 UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want EU: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want EU: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want [Repeats for 28 months] https://t.co/QJVPDIkgHa 05:56 PM - 12 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Jamie Burns @LilAnkhh when your mate throws away their half-eaten kebab after a night out 06:03 PM - 13 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 holly @SotheranHolly Throwback to when I spent £12 on a sugar lip scrub from lush then got stoned the same day and ate it 09:36 PM - 20 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 kelly oakes @kahoakes Theresa May accepting resignations over Brexit https://t.co/zFvChz5NvV 10:59 AM - 15 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 The Grinch but Twinkier @thecamptwat "You know what we are babes" "Fucking filth destroyers" 12:49 AM - 18 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 chawner laughs @appehmichael Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in Titanic (1997) 10:27 PM - 14 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 ıuɐp @danniellerennie *Hears anyone say the word disgusting* My brain- Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me - WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE OF YAS 06:55 PM - 10 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 lily @lilswnbrn You: taking the mick Me, an intellectual: extracting the Michael 09:43 PM - 07 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 Ade Onibada @SincerelyAde I wonder if Skai Jackson knows that her sweet face is being used to sell fried chicken in south London 08:39 PM - 27 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 Flanny. @LiamFlannigan1 *Place 4th on come dine with me* My brain- Don’t say it! Don’t say it! Don’t say it! Don’t say it! Me: “Enjoy the money. I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum, because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on” 09:48 PM - 13 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 bolu babalola @BeeBabs I met this guy on holiday this summer-we had a such a great connection but I changed my number and we lost touch. Twitter do your thing https://t.co/rBekHA6TeL 12:00 AM - 25 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn Don't normally do this but wanted to share. A year ago I wasn't happy with my body so I decided to do something about it. I joined the gym and I'm happy to say my nipples are now 4 times larger than they were last year. Still got a long way to go but I'm proud of my progress. https://t.co/ftJndfefaQ 06:20 PM - 22 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Adam Lawson @LAD_am Holly Willoughby is a class presenter to be fair but they should have definitely replaced Ant with Little Ant. What was the point in Little Ant and Dec if they weren’t growing them specifically to come off the bench in a crisis like this? 10:24 PM - 19 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 James @Oi_Staf That was a quick pregancy 08:04 PM - 01 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 lyd @LydiaFletcher1 David Attenborough: “mother and chick are safe...” my brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it David Attenborough: “...for now” #Dynasties 08:44 PM - 18 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Ashleigh @AshBCoffin In this scientific study we will expose the link between looking like a struggling magician and judging the "quality" of women. https://t.co/1y9v7SqWZW 01:02 AM - 18 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 Kandy @minimoysk one taught me love one taught me patience one taught me pain 08:37 AM - 08 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 december 2nd?? @sadszn__ Would have gone pro just injured my knee? https://t.co/i1exqZUck4 09:29 PM - 16 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20 Zac @zacbarson me: Marks and Spencer’s meal deal: 10:29 PM - 13 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 Writer in Pyjamas #FBPE @WriterInPyjamas My Mum lost her password for 23andme. Instead of getting a new one, she ordered another spit kit, gave another sample, and had another DNA test! Today, she rings me: baffled, but excited and happy, that they’ve found a twin she didn’t know about! #DNA 03:14 PM - 14 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22 Skillsmcgill @skillsmcgill We built this city....We built this city on 10:38 PM - 16 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23 John r @JohnFisherHeath One taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain 05:58 PM - 11 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24 Soph @Sophstux Nah fuck off no wonder my bus is always late 10:59 PM - 05 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25 primal scheme @pcon666 boys in peaky blinders costumes are the male equivalent to girls bein sexy cats 06:18 PM - 04 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26 .steven @steveythunder #Greggs have reversed their logo for free promo in Fenwick's window's reflection Iconic. 08:11 PM - 02 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 27 ethan @krulethan somewhere in the uk... in this weather... there is a white man wearing shorts 11:23 AM - 22 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 28 Matt @PadrinoMatt Sad Ariana got evicted 08:08 PM - 01 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.