17 Things About Being A Woman In A Rom-Com That Sound Infuriating As HellSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 21 Nov 2018 17 Things About Being A Woman In A Rom-Com That Sound Infuriating As Hell Those ~career woman~ ponytails look painful! by Jasmin NaharBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 You only have about five career paths you can choose from Columbia Pictures Fashion, journalism, cookery, advertising, or working in an art gallery. 2 If you care about your career you can never wear your hair down only in a very tight slicked-back ponytail that might give you a headache Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures 3 You have to wake up at the crack of dawn to put on makeup so that you can be fresh-faced for the morning Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Universal Pictures Thankfully Bridesmaids is honest about it. 4 And if you re a journalist you will have to fall in love with every person you are sent to do a story on Netflix Even the most simple assignment will result in romantic ocmplications. 5 For some reason you ll find stalker-ish behaviour kind of endearing Universal Pictures Not cute! 6 Instead of seeking clarification when it seems like something upsetting has happened you will be forced to burn bridges with the person you love instead of just talking to them Universal Pictures 7 There s a good chance if you start dating someone that it could be for a bet Miramax Films 8 If you re not the leading lady you ll have to deal with having no rich inner life or discernible personality Paramount You'll either be very sassy or very sad. 9 You ll constantly be breaking things because you re inherently clumsy Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Warner Bros. Pictures 10 For some reason all any of your friends would want to talk to you about is your love life or lack thereof Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Universal Pictures And it'd be really hard to change the subject. 11 Most of the times that you get taken out to a nice restaurant it ll be to receive some bad news Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF MGM Distribution Co. Therefore ruining nice restaurants forever. 12 If you work at a magazine your boss will be impossibly demanding Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20th Century Fox 13 And if you re exceptional at your job your love life will probably suck 20th Century Fox 14 You ll either fall in love in about five minutes or over the course of several years with no middle ground Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Columbia Pictures Your soulmate is either your old friend from a decade ago or someone you met while queueing up to by a sandwich. 15 There s a chance you wouldn t really understand how contraception works Universal Pictures 16 If a relationship didn t work out you d have to leave town and upheave your whole life instead of sticking around Paramount Pictures Rather than just delete your ex off social media like most people. 17 And in the winter you can only wear turtlenecks Universal Pictures To be fair, who doesn't love a turtleneck? Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink TV and MoviesGet all the best moments in pop culture & entertainment delivered to your inbox.This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.