Here Are 18 Of The Funniest British Tweets From MaySkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 31 May 2019 Here Are 18 Of The Funniest British Tweets From May "Shout out to that time my friend got "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" and "The Human Centipede" mixed up." by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Jordan Brookes @jordbrookes These idiots putting their hat in the ring for PM reminds me when i was 13 and my mate Becca who i was secretly in love with was trying to decide whether to date Sam or Mike and i plucked up the courage to say “would it make things easier if i put my name forward” and she said no 02:47 PM - 27 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 ChrisPianity @ChrisPurchase Yes why wouldn't I want £150,000? https://t.co/6mmbTh9suo 09:25 AM - 27 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Esther Webber @estwebber The UK: https://t.co/FvRB9YM5Jg 11:17 PM - 26 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Andrea ‍ @I_am_Leighton_ Tesco going above and beyond ? 12:17 PM - 15 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 Kasper @Kasper_Shank There’s a guy that brings his dug on site way him n the hings kitted oot in a high vis n everythin 10:39 AM - 28 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 GoldilocksZone @1GoldilocksZone Why do people keep putting burgers in brioche buns? It’s all wrong. You wouldn’t put ham in a Battenburg, or pepperoni in a French Fancy, so why would you put beef in a cake? This nonsense has gone far enough. 08:03 PM - 29 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Kim Woodburn @kimwoodburn Imitation is the biggest form of flattery! Absolutely love it @ladygaga 01:55 PM - 27 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 dode @georger__ mental how Sophie Ellis-Bextor’s whole life is funded by ppl playing Murder on the Dancefloor in gaffs at 5am 11:55 AM - 11 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 Pearly @pearlylondon Been asked to sign the leaving card of a colleague i'm not fond of mainly because they're rude, lazy & ignorant. Torn between writing "I've worked with many people & can honestly say you were one of them" "Leaving? Didn't know you'd started? "or just drawing an ejaculating penis. 03:09 PM - 30 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 Miss Wobble @richie_rich77 I honestly have no idea why my mother has done this. ? 05:09 PM - 19 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 Thamsia @httptham Oi I hate my friends 07:14 PM - 07 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 SheRa Marley-Threepwood @SheRa_Marley Shout out to that time my friend got "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" and "The Human Centipede" mixed up 08:02 PM - 28 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 James Barr @imjamesbarr Hey Mum & Dad, I’ve got something to tell you... I’m Guacamole 05:37 PM - 02 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Mark Aldridge @DrMarkAldridge Mumsnet has reviewed Rocketman. 11:58 PM - 28 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 Arya Stark. @estrellapreto She’s spelling mum with a u she’s officially ours https://t.co/DyilXvAAvR 10:28 PM - 27 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Greg James @gregjames Sad news and funny news: Sad = Jess Glynne couldn’t make it to #BigWeekend as she’s lost her voice Funny = It was too late to tell the band and they’ve turned up and can’t leave as the bus driver has worked too many hours so they’ve all decided to go into town and watch Aladdin 05:10 PM - 25 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 lauren o’neill @hiyalauren Mr Corbyn’s silence on the beauty vloggers beef is deafening 10:38 PM - 13 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 nico @hellcherub rihanna’s moved to london .. theresa may’s resigned as PM .. do u see where im going with this .. 04:21 PM - 24 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.