Funny Tweets From British Women Skip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 14 Aug 2019 22 Funny Tweets From British Women That Will Make You Snort With Laughter "My period tracker apps the same colour as the trainline one. Just showed a bemused inspector that I’m ovulating." by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Pearl. @Bee_Monet Why did I think this was a full English breakfast in a cup https://t.co/ewbHBfMQBm 04:10 PM - 23 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 harriet @_harrietm my ex just slid into my DMs with the “this song reminds me of us” youtube drop but rather than link the song he accidentally linked andy carroll’s bicycle kick goal against crystal palace. cool 05:32 AM - 10 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 ?‍ Immi ?‍x. @immicornes So..., my dad had a top of a pic of me when I was younger (mum got it him as joke don’t ask) n I wore it to chill so she washed it at night, came back the nxt day n screamed 07:33 PM - 20 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Faima Bakar @FaimaBakar In the UK we don't say congratulations, we say 'rah is that you yeah?' and I think that's beautiful 10:13 AM - 25 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 Louise Pepper @loupepper This looks just like when I used to set up a pretend post office on the dining table and made my parents be customers. 01:18 PM - 26 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 Ruchira Sharma @RuchoSharma this is every journalist headshot 02:07 PM - 19 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Andrea ‍ @I_am_Leighton_ Tesco going above and beyond ? 12:17 PM - 15 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 Meeeeee @DonnaDlm71 Whats App tales. Hi dad, you ok? How's things? Will you be home next week, I'll pop round. Dad is typing.. Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is typing.... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is STILL typing... Dad: Yes 04:48 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 주현 @pocodeloco scar looks like shirley from east enders don’t @ me https://t.co/MS3QCLtmVC 04:43 PM - 21 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 issy @issyazalea Hate how you have to buy a pack of 8 wraps. I just wanna make 1 wrap, maybe I could stretch to 2 or 3, but 8 is ridiculous. Feel like I’m planning my week around my next wrap. Not ideal. 03:47 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 kera @kmaclean____ Howling why do these Alexander mcqueens look like mines when I spilt pakora sauce on them 08:34 PM - 04 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Dr Sara Kayat @sara_kayat When the CPR dummies are having more fun than you 07:00 AM - 22 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Maeve @beysfupa_ Tupperware is awfully pricey to be so easily bodied by some curry. 01:41 PM - 19 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 c h a r l i e @charlougray This Primark mannequin is accurately demonstrating how women wake up when they sleep in a strappy top 06:31 PM - 24 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 Olivia Mace @livmace My period tracker apps the same colour as the trainline one. Just showed a bemused inspector that I’m ovulating. 01:02 PM - 11 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 ?????? @lauryn_kx Legit thought this was Mike Wazowski for a split second https://t.co/1Npj6UMvcN 08:47 AM - 18 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Shanine #PowerSalmon @braintree_ Someone please invite me to your wedding reception so I can buy this unnescessarily passive aggressive card. 02:34 PM - 14 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 Holly Brockwell @holly "Street! Street! Street!" 06:03 PM - 24 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 Cam @cameronkelly__ Nobody: School teachers: and she swung back in her chair and died 02:35 PM - 24 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20 Sanaa @sanaajatoi When you’ve had it with men 02:16 PM - 19 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 Angella Bassett’s biceps @justrynnabeme When I go to my mum’s room to say bye and she starts cussing out my outfit and makeup. 12:09 PM - 13 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22 Hayley Ellis @Hayles_Ellis Take That looking like parents on a Skype conversation. 08:19 PM - 23 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.