Here's What We Think The "Love Island" Cast Will Do NextSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 4 Aug 2019 Here s What We Think The Love Island Cast Will Do Next It is what it is.by Josie Ayre, Ben Armson, Hanifah RahmanFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Michael will release a single where he lowkey blames Amber for almost all of the bad things that have happened in the world Ben Armson / BuzzFeed / ITV2 / Getty Images / iStock There will be a bonus hidden track where after 5 minutes of pure silence you can then hear Michael wax lyrical about why he thinks he is the real reason that Amber won and that she should split her winners' money with him. Amber won t even hear Michael s revenge track single as she ll be too busy making it big in Hollywood BuzzFeed / ITV2 / Getty Images / iStock A huge Hollywood producer is probably already in contact with Amber's people penning a multi-blockbuster deal. While her ex-partner Greg will choose to fall out of the limelight in order to fulfil a lifelong dream of owning and running his own farm Hanifah Rahman / BuzzFeed / ITV2 / Getty Images / iStock Greg will eventually return to our screens as a co-host of Countryfile on BBC1. After failing to make it on Strictly Come Dancing as one of the professional dancers Curtis will release his own Zumba-based workout DVD Getty Images / ITV2 / BuzzFeed It will be eclipsed in the entertainment charts by a self-help and relationship advice DVD released by his ex half-girlfriend, Amy, on the exact same day. As part of the promotional tour for his workout DVD Curtis will act as Tommy s ring person Ben Armson / BuzzFeed / ITV2 / Getty Images / iStock Tommy will come into the ring clutching his step-son, Elly Belly, while Molly-Mae looks on. Tommy & Molly The Next Round will document Tommy and Molly-Mae s relationship as they move in together Hanifah Rahman / BuzzFeed / ITV2 / Getty Images / iStock Their velvet-clad house will also be home to their French Bulldog, Rocky. Curtis will also drop-by unannounced several times a week. Anton and his mum will open their own chain of arse-shaving salons called Mum s Bums Ben Armson / BuzzFeed / ITV2 / Getty Images / iStock They will take the company public and become multi-millionaires all within the space of 5 years. Celebrity Juice will milk Ovie for all they can by getting him to come on almost every episode just to shout MESSAGE BuzzFeed / ITV2 / Getty Images / iStock While always a good sport, Ovie will slowly begin to hate the word "message" and will eliminate it from his everyday vernacular after cancelling all future appearances on the show. Anna will make an unexpected career change and use her arguing skills to good use by going back to university to become a barrister BuzzFeed / ITV2 / Getty Images / iStock In 20 years time Love Island will be just a footnote in her story. Jordan will find success as a male beauty blogger YouTube / BuzzFeed / ITV2 / Getty Images / iStock He'll be known for his hair tutorials and penchant for co-ords and be touted as the next big thing at VidCon. After finding fame with his viral salmon diving move Chris will partner with a well-known supermarket brand to launch his own salmon fillets line Ben Armson / BuzzFeed / ITV2 / Getty Images / iStock To promote the launch he'll go on Saturday Kitchen where he will accidentally reveal that he's never cooked or eaten salmon in his life. They'll force him to try it and he will vomit live on TV. Maura will start to write erotic novels under the pseudonym Fanny Flutters Hanifah Rahman / BuzzFeed / ITV2 / Getty Images / iStock Oprah will praise the books for beckoning in a new age of sex and they'll soon eclipse the success of 50 Shades of Grey. The books will be adapted into blockbuster films with Andrew Scott and Charlize Theron playing the leads. What do you think will happen to the cast of Love Island 2019 Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.