16 Things I Don't Understand About Dogs?Skip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 5 Sept 2019 16 Things About Dogs That I A Cat Find Completely Depraved Why are you all eating your own poop? by Ben ArmsonBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Hi I m Willow I m a cat and no matter how hard I try I just don t understand dogs Here s a list of things I can t get my cute little head around BuzzFeed 1 Do you not get sick of being such try-hards Damedeeso / Getty Images Give it a rest dogs! You're embarrassing yourselves. We get it, you're always there for everyone, your "mAnS bEsT fRieNd" but why do you have to rub it in everyones face? 2 Sticks Seriously what s the big deal WeRateDogs @dog_rates This is Penny. She would like to take a moment and teach you about determination. A stick calculating queen. 14/10 never give pup 12:15 AM - 28 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Via Twitter It's literally just a stick, and you're going absolutely wild for it. Are you lot okay? 3 Can you not see how embarrassing this is View this post on Via Tumblr "Oh yeah that's Rover over there, with the massive fuck off tree in his mouth." 4 Why do you let yourselves be bossed around so much View this post on Via Tumblr "Roll over, sit, paw, fetch the newspaper." Do you not have a mind of your own? Why do you put up with it? Don't you have a mind of your own? You're a disgrace dogs. 5 Why are you all so needy pussy willow rose @madsavv Dog thread of needy dogs GO 03:50 AM - 18 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Via Twitter It comes across as desperate. Have a little self respect. 6 Why are you all barking at your own reflection Zuzule / Getty Images Are you really that dumb? 7 And why are you out here chasing your own tails Websubstance / Getty Images Can you not see how stupid this is? What are you trying to achieve? 8 Please stop putting your heads out the car window it s embarrassing Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Giphy / Via giphy.com Get your damn head back in the car. 9 Why are you eating poop Shappi Khorsandi @ShappiKhorsandi Pups out! She’s on her first walk! Friendly old lab is showing her the ropes ‘best spot to eat other dog’s poo’ etc. 02:10 PM - 17 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Via Twitter Like WTF. 10 Do you not see how unhygienic you are Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Kyle Bridgett / Via giphy.com It's literal poop, and your putting it in your mouth!? 11 You guys seriously drink out of the toilet K_thalhofer / Getty Images You know that's where poo and wee goes right? 12 Why do you let people put you on a lead Westend61 / Getty Images You really let people just parade you around wherever they want? Madness! 13 Can you please explain why you re all barking at absolutely nothing alli @alli__daniel All our neighbors’ dogs do is bark. In the morning. All day long. At night. Just constant barking. They bark at absolutely nothing and are making me lose my sanity. Send help 04:12 AM - 04 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Is there something your seeing that everyone else isn't? Is this some sort of Sixth Sense situation? 14 Why do you try and hump everything GFUEL AmericanDad AREA 51 @AmericanDadLive When you get your dog something new to hump. 11:00 PM - 03 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Simply disgusting behaviour. 15 Do you really need to sniff each others butts all the time Lily Chou / Getty Images Could you be any more gross? 16 And finally what have you got against us cats Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Warner Bros Seriously guys, can't we just all get along? Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.