Hilarious "Harry Potter" TweetsSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 29 Nov 2019 17 Times The Internet Hilariously Dragged Harry Potter Dragged from a place of love, of course by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Lilah Sturges, Queen of Nice @lilah_sturges Dumbledore: Voldemort killed MANY wizards, but he couldn't kill you because of your mother's love for you Harry: it's so sad Dumbledore: yes Harry: sad that none of those other wizards had mothers who loved them. DUNK! Dumbledore: oh damn sick burn 03:09 PM - 16 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 lottie @dxggorys harry potter: pls help everyone wants to kill me dumbledore: hey im so glad u reached out. im actually at capacity/helping someone whos in crisis/dealing with some personal stuff right now, & i dont think i can hold appropriate space for u. could we connect [later date or time] 05:13 PM - 21 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Michael Thinks Turkey is Inedible @Home_Halfway Forgot Ron Weasley's name earlier so I called him "Magic Ed Sheeran." 03:53 AM - 30 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 HITT BOY @PRlNCEREMUS things that would have made harry potter better: - engorgio on dicks - details on how hagrids parents fucked - spell to fix harry’s eyesight - swearing - voldemort was Always in that suit from the ootp film 10:39 PM - 08 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 kiana @watery_day severus snape, dying: harry.............your mom was fine as hell. she was so fucking hot. i wanted to bang the shit out of her but she friendzoned me for your dumbass chad father. *dies* harry: wow. he was a great man after all 08:29 PM - 23 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 randy @leakypod dumbledore: harry must be safe snape: ok but can i be a dick to him dumbledore: what snape: like, idk, if i wanted to tell him he’s an even bigger pathetic fucken loser than his dead dad i can right lol dumbledore: are u okay 11:16 PM - 20 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 alice @grangershug dumbledore with dumbledore with gryffindor the other hogwarts houses 06:44 PM - 08 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt harry potter has so much money yet he dresses like shit. have we ever talked about this? no wonder draco malfoy is mean to him 08:44 PM - 13 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 abby musical: the musical: the series @abbyraejepsen harry potter if he was a vlogger 1 i killed my professor 2. HOW TO SURVIVE A BASILISK ATTACK (w/ tips) 3. my stalker tried to kill me 4. i saw my crush’s boyfriend die? 5 O.W.L.S vlog (gone wrong!) 6. girlfriend tag! (ft. ginny weasley) 7. I DIED + CAME BACK (not clickbait) 05:55 AM - 14 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 Angele @angelesofiah Voldemort l l l ——————————-l l Simply throwing baby Harry out the window. ——————————— Using Avada Kedavra and it backfiring 10:47 PM - 26 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 Anne Thériault @anne_theriault I really love how unabashedly horny Bellatrix Lestange is. Like, just a middle-aged married lady who gets off on the idea of fucking a snake-dude. Her horniness is off the charts and she doesn’t care, she wants EVERYONE to know that she would suck Voldemort’s dick in a trice 11:09 PM - 09 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch [books 1-5] harry: how do i defeat voldemort dumbledore: love your friends. [books 6-7] harry: how do i defeat voldemort dumbledore: ok so he split his soul into 7 maybe 8 pieces idk yet but they're all in hidden items and also inside of you so you also have to kinda die and 02:37 PM - 21 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Lex Croucher @lexcanroar Dumbledore in Goblet of Fire is like: hey kids, welcome to the Death Olympics! I've invited my friends - the French, and the Nazis. if you need any help go ask your new teacher, who is visibly drunk 07:53 PM - 03 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 alice @grangershug harry potter: voldemort returned. i saw him. the entire magical community: we dont believe you. harry potter: give me the truth serum. the entire magical community: for some reason no. 05:09 PM - 06 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 ?????? @gayrauder harry potter concerns in his third year at hogwarts the return of voldemort a massive “murderer” coming for his ass not being able to go to hogsmeade 05:54 AM - 11 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 ?areon potatobasher? @areonmobasher Not to be controversial but did Hogwarts even have a theatre program? 04:11 PM - 15 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Laurazepam @andlikelaura hermione: i miss my parents dumbledore: you had to modify their memories to keep them safe, even if it meant you don’t exist, it was very selfless of you hermione: thank you sir dumbledore: now take this time travel device so you can go back and save a flying horse eagle 01:33 PM - 14 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink TV and MoviesGet all the best moments in pop culture & entertainment delivered to your inbox.This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.