Questions I Have For SantaSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 28 Nov 2019 22 Things That I Must Know About Santa Claus Right Now Honestly, where did you come from? by Josie AyreBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Let s start with a biggie what is Santa s origin story Getty Images / iStock / BuzzFeed Where did he come from?! Who are his parents? Did they know he was destined for big things? What was teenage Santa like? 2 Did he just decide to become Santa or did someone recruit him If someone recruited him who LinkedIn / BuzzFeed Imagine getting a LinkedIn message asking whether you'd like that role! 3 Does Santa always have to be a man Getty Images / iStock / LinkedIn / BuzzFeed Seems a bit sexist to me. 4 Is it like a James Bond situation where no one talks about how a new person just appears every few films Or more like Doctor Who where he regenerates Or does he live forever Getty Images / iStock / BuzzFeed 5 Does he actually live in the North Pole Like really Getty Images / iStock / BuzzFeed Is he there the whole year round or just for the Christmas season? Are there some weird tax benefits to living there? 6 Does he prefer to wear a green or red outfit YOSHIKAZU TSUNO / Tibrina Hobson - Stringer / Getty Images / BuzzFeed Does he wish he could switch things up a bit outfit wise? Like he did for that Coke campaign? 7 Is Santa actually ripped under that suit Deagreez / Getty Images Surely he's pretty strong from carrying all those sacks full of presents? 8 Does he also keep the beard all year round Or does he do a big shave post-Christmas Getty Images / iStock / BuzzFeed 9 How many days of holiday does Santa get Does he go away Where does he go Does he like hot weather Or is he purely a cold weather kinda guy Warrengoldswain / Getty Images "I'll be on me holidays from the 1st January to the 1st December 2020." 10 How did he recruit the Elves Getty Images / iStock / LinkedIn What are the Elves' employment benefits? Does Santa have a HR manager? 11 How does he feel about all these imposters running around and impersonating him Getty Images / iStock / BuzzFeed 12 Has Santa ever gone to a Santa run to just blend in Gabriel Bouys / Getty Images Try to spot the real Santa. 13 Is Santa working on making sure that his workshop is sustainable and green Getty Images / iStock / BuzzFeed Is he environmentally woke? 14 What is the whole naughty and nice list about Like is it a points system or something Getty Images / iStock / BuzzFeed Can you game the system? 15 How did Santa meet Mrs Claus iStock / Getty Images I have a lot of questions about this one. Did they know each other before Santa became Santa? Was she okay with his choice to uproot their lives and move to the North Pole? 16 Who built the sleigh And how fast does it actually go Wavebreakmedia / Getty Images Did Santa have to take some sort of special sleigh-driving driving test? Like when you want to drive a lorry? What are the insurance premiums on that thing? 17 Is driving a sleigh after thousands of whiskies okay Getty / iStock / BuzzFeed Is Santa the world's most prolific and notorious drunk driver?! 18 What snacks does he actually want to be left out for him Jasonondreicka / Getty Images +50 points for the naughty list next year. 19 Does he use SatNav now Or is he a map purist Sergii Gnatiuk / Getty Images 20 Were the reindeers who bullied Rudolph held accountable for their actions Getty Images / iStock / BuzzFeed Is Rudolph still the reindeer king? 21 How exactly does he get into houses and flats that don t have chimneys Alvydas Kucas / Getty Images "How does he get into a one of those fancy flats in Canary Wharf? Does the concierge let him in?" 22 And finally does anyone ever give Santa Claus presents Getty Images / iStock / BuzzFeed I hope he feels loved too. What questions do you have for Santa Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.