17 British Tweets That Made Me Laugh Out Loud This WeekSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 2 Nov 2019 17 British Tweets That Made Me Laugh Out Loud This Week "Would be nice if the clocks went back about 10 years so I could sort my life out." by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 JE @JXESAID europe: so... like... when are you actually.... leaving... the EU? UK: 07:56 PM - 28 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 saz @sarahlostctrl saying you’re celebrating your 2 year anniversary: -dull -overused -nobody cares saying you’ve been together for 4 brexit extensions: -original -spicy -culturally poignant 04:40 PM - 28 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 rhiannon @rhiannonm_s cultural impact: █ █ █ █ ＿ ‘Biology’ GCSE biology by Girls Aloud (2005) 03:25 PM - 26 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Sean @seanbgoneill me trying to have a conversation on the northern line: the northern line: 11:15 AM - 26 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 SHANE @shane_reaction_ When you can't find what you want in Sainsbury's or Tesco 11:19 PM - 26 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 GHANA'S FINEST @Ghanasfinestx I’ll never forget when someone tweeted how she was on a date with a guy & told him she liked his Michael jackson tattoo & he said “that’s my mum” yo I cried 09:24 PM - 28 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 sasha adams @SashaaaAdams Canny get over how much of a freak my ex was man poor boy doesn’t know what pornhub is!!! 10:23 PM - 28 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 ? ? ? ? ? ? @_knuge it's.......Rebekah Vardy's account #halloween19 07:47 PM - 26 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 Ismail @MIKhanX Would be nice if the clocks went back about 10 years so I could sort my life out 06:45 PM - 26 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 G-Force @officialgham Why does your mum text like a pirate? https://t.co/EpFEKte18d 01:08 PM - 31 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite https://twitter.com/officialgham/status/1189891789328670720?s=20 11 ً @whoisjoshva Tracy beaker to Mike after coming back to the dumping ground to work as a careworker 10:42 AM - 26 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Las Olas....? @Sebby_LO Nandos toilet https://t.co/BQHRTP8IoT 10:36 AM - 30 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Cari Morris @CariMorris25 My nan’s got the holy water out again #WALvRSA 08:55 AM - 27 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 ruby? @roobeekeane interviewer: so how did you discover your passion for baking? [the lights dim and a spotlight falls on Paul Hollywood. He is wearing heavy eyeliner] Paul: when I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a starchy flan 05:42 PM - 29 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 Becky Loughead @Bekkhilde Best "do not touch" museum sign ever? (found on an archaeology memes Facebook page) 01:22 PM - 27 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Chloé @wh0sherface 1) that's the worst hing AV saw 2) that's ment to be me 3) THATS NO MA DATE OF BIRTH 4) that's Ma da's leg 09:28 AM - 23 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Matthew Howard @matthewhoward01 Went into an off license earlier to get my first legal booze n the guy asked for id n he was like sorry mate we don’t normally serve people on their birthdays because we don’t know what time you were born at? a was like wtf ?? A thought he was bammin n he just stood there? 10:35 PM - 30 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.