15 British Tweets That Made Me Laugh This WeekSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 25 Jan 2020 15 British Tweets That Made Me Laugh This Week "Leaving the Royal Family seems slightly easier than cancelling a BT Sport contract." by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Mark Watson @watsoncomedian Reading Mog to my kid and just to say I’ve always loved this. The burglar gets busted but he still gets a cup of tea. No need to be uncivil about things. 07:46 PM - 20 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Helen Kingston @kingstonwrites Still haunted by my GCSE German speaking exam when the examiner asked what I liked doing and I said reading and she asked what books I liked and I panicked and said the name of the only book I knew the title of in German. Yeah, that one. 11:38 AM - 19 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Hannah Jane Parkinson @ladyhaja why is the best story of 2020 being ignored, is what i want to know 05:13 PM - 21 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Andy Clarke @MrAndyClarke Just got home to find my wife watching Teddy Sheringham dressed as a tree singing Evergreen by Will Young in front of a judging panel including Mr Chow from the Hangover. This is 2020. We are so f***ed ??? 08:27 PM - 18 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 JOE @JXEKER I’m so jealous of people outside of Britain that have no idea what Sainsbury’s is because it’s fully ruined it for me 05:40 PM - 17 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 Niall Gray @NiallGray Why was every school disco DJ like this 04:45 PM - 20 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Camilla Blackett @camillard A short story about how Rob Kardashian is like the painting in Dorian Gray and every time one of his sisters gets lip-fillers he withers in the attic that they hide him in. 03:04 AM - 24 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman Wow I love Enya 06:48 PM - 23 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 Simon Blackwell @simonblackwell Leaving the Royal Family seems slightly easier than cancelling a BT Sport contract. 07:45 PM - 18 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer At my funeral I want the priest to read out a long bit about how much I loved darts. I don’t love darts but my family and friends will be like “wow we never really knew him”. 10:24 AM - 22 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 court @courtneyputtock be honest lads why r u all actually like this 12:21 AM - 23 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Gena-mour Barrett @SmileGena the idea in my head vs. when I write it down 05:42 PM - 22 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Via Twitter: @hollyshortall 14 Ross Sayers @Sayers33 chumbawamba: we'll be singing, when we're winning british public: omg that is so us 09:39 PM - 15 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 Moonpig @MoonpigUK hiya. just a little reminder: this is against our t&cs https://t.co/1bzuGagqvK 03:46 PM - 22 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Via Twitter: @calimadu Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.