23 Things Everyone Who's Both Lazy And Ambitious DoesSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 20 Mar 2017 23 Things Everyone Who s Both Lazy And Ambitious Does You're gonna be a big star – just as soon as you get up and shower. by Hannah JewellBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 For your whole life you ve considered yourself a very ambitious person Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF HBO You've always suspected you'd take the world by storm. 2 The thing is you are also too lazy to complete even small simple tasks uk.pinterest.com Maybe because your time is too valuable for small, simple tasks. 3 And as much as you cherish your hopes and dreams sometimes it s just too much effort to get out of bed Twitter: @_Ecary 4 As a kid you d fantasize about the incredible exciting adventurous life you d lead Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The CW 5 But as you ve gotten older your ambitions may have changed a bit actioncookbook @actioncookbook ME, AGE 24: I want to roam the world, an untethered vagabond! ME, AGE 34: I hope I can die in this new house because moving is terrible Mon Mar 06 20:33:51 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite The goals you had when you were 8 sound like a lot of energy nowadays. 6 You probably get a little ambitious when you re cooking Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com You're a master chef. You're gonna invent a whole new recipe. It's gonna be amazing. 7 But as soon as you imagine all the ingredients you would have to buy and how much chopping there would be and how long it would take you usually give up imgur.com / BuzzFeed It's all the same once it's in your stomach! 8 And maybe you ve even made grand plans for yourself in the shape of a new exercise regimen Karlee Steel @karleesteel i did like 5 squats today so if you catch me looking a lil thick tomorrow don't be alarmed 12:12 AM - 23 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 but those plans tend to go out the window preeeeetty quickly Twitter: @WarmingCuteness 10 You have probably perfected the art of getting things done while barely moving Twitter: @bortore 11 Sometimes you can have a pretty productive day without getting dressed at all Twitter: @HalleighW Doing things is somehow more bearable if you're in your PJs. 12 You spend quite a bit of time envisioning the great things you want for yourself Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fox Nobody wants things the way you want things. You want them the most! 13 But you re also pretty good at just lying there thinking about literally nothing Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fox For hours. 14 When you see other people being successful you always think you could do that too If you wanted to Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CW Which you don't. Otherwise you would. 15 You know that your life goals would probably pan out if you were cleaner and more organised Maritsa Patrinos / BuzzFeed But you can think of nothing worse than spending the effort it would take to get clean and organised. 16 Your laziness has made you pretty inventive though Twitter: @gazete_man You think outside the box, because it's lazier outside the box. 17 And it s done nothing to harm your ego Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC Because the most important thing is having a healthy attitude, right? 18 You just find the whole process of getting started so very difficult Twitter: @relatablequote 19 So sometimes you don t get started at all Maritsa Patrinos / BuzzFeed 20 But if you ever DO get started you know you ll be great Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF allthechildrenoflight.wordpress.com You'll be the very best. 21 The important thing is to keep your imagination alive and well Twitter: @tinatbh Don't self help types always go on about thinking things into existence? That's a thing, right? Cause that sounds great. 22 All you have to do is ignore the creeping suspicion that your laziness will prevent you from ever being successful Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Channel 4 / Via giphy.com Of course you'll be fine. You'll be juuuust fine. 23 Just remember You re going to do great things Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fox Just as soon as you get out of bed. Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.