21 Tweets You'll Only Find Funny If You're Over 25Skip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 20 Mar 2017 21 Tweets You ll Only Find Funny If You re Over 25 "My only goal when getting ready to go out in public is to make sure a teenager doesn't take a discreet picture of my outfit and meme me." by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon How to be an adult: -have no money -buy things -have less money -buy more things -wonder where the money is going -repeat 03:57 PM - 14 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Rob Fee @robfee I'll look at Instagram, close it, then immediately open it back up expecting new stuff. Like, theres no way our grandparents are proud of us 01:12 AM - 13 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 amalia @mollysoda R u ever having like a nice chill night and then u decide to casually check up on someone via social media who ruined your life... 05:30 AM - 16 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Charlene deGuzman @charstarlene Me: Good night Brain: So here's what's wrong 08:11 AM - 09 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 Kyle Patrick @kyry5 Me after saying no to mimosas at brunch once 07:33 PM - 12 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 ℳ @Love_bug1016 Me: I'm getting my life together once I get off the internet. Narrator: It's bullshit. She will, in fact, never get off the internet. 07:22 PM - 09 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective [checks Facebook & sees my 4th grade girlfriend has liked my hot chocolate recipe share] ME: I knew she'd come crawling back to me one day 12:31 AM - 12 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 Contwixt Nick @Contwixt One day you're not old and the next day you have a favorite grocery store. 07:21 PM - 17 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 i @themrsik Adulthood is mostly whispering "For Fucks sake" Every time the phone rings 10:57 AM - 14 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 andy @mrkoodge all i wanna do is [gunshot noise x4] [cash register noise x2] get healthy, have a job i love, and be happy 09:48 AM - 11 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 Zack @Mr_Kapowski My only goal when getting ready to go out in public is to make sure a teenager doesn't take a discreet picture of my outfit and meme me 11:56 PM - 26 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 tara shoe @tarashoe i'm great!! i'm good i'm doing good hahaha. i mean "well" haha! haha i'm doing well, not good! haha i'm not doing good! im not doing so good 06:36 AM - 02 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 culera @vivxvx *gets asked anything relating to my future* me: 05:12 AM - 11 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Nathan Usher @thenatewolf HER: it's so romantic when the power goes out ME: listen if we don't eat all this ground beef we'll have to throw it out 08:16 PM - 28 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 beth loves cake,so @bourgeoisalien The best thing about working out and eating well is knowing that eventually I'll be dead and won't have to do this anymore 02:22 PM - 01 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Alex Manley @alex_icon my parents, at 27: married, with a kid me, at 27: i prefer ordering pizza Online so i don't have to ever interact with a human person 01:33 AM - 24 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Ariana Lenarsky @aardvarsk tween (explaining seriously): its called "family" because ur not my "fam" unless "ily." me (nodding and thinking about a donut) I see. 01:54 AM - 14 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 Girl On Tapas @girlontapas 1 Wear Fitbit 2. Pack gym clothes 3. Pack salad 4. Go to work 5. Eat donut 6. Go out for lunch 7. Skip gym Rinse and Repeat. 10:03 AM - 12 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 AmberTozer @AmberTozer Just walked by the place I had brunch last weekend and one of my friends is still sitting there talking about herself 11:34 PM - 22 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20 Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin Getting older is just a slow parade of different body parts going "um, actually" 04:25 AM - 04 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 eric @ericsshadow drunk me: I'm tired sober me: I'm tired coffee me: I'm tired cocaine me: I'm tired on fire me: I'm tired 10:00 PM - 08 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.