32 Tweets 100% Guaranteed To Make British People LaughSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 15 Mar 2017 32 Tweets 100% Guaranteed To Make British People Laugh Funny tweets are pretty much the only good thing we have left. Enjoy them while you can! by Robin EddsBuzzFeed Staff, UK FacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 SCOTT @scottwilks "You've fucking ruined the charts SHEERAN" 09:18 PM - 10 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 alex @indiealexx when you wake up from a nap only to realise you slept on your crisps 06:36 PM - 11 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 julien @eggsandbread he’s like this every time we turn the vaccuum cleaner on 03:58 PM - 14 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Joe @goulcher BAKE ME UP BAKE ME UP INSIDE 01:41 PM - 23 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 Lauren Robertson @laurenroberston When your mum says 'just try it on over the top of that' in the middle of the shop floor 09:19 PM - 02 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 weird honey @hxelprincess well I'm never using tinder again 06:03 PM - 04 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Andrew Ellis @Ellis_Samizdat Britain 2017. 11:10 PM - 13 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 Lucy B @Lucybland_ You can call me :) 08:54 PM - 02 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant My boyfriend went to a costume party as Deirdre Barlow in prison and it's slightly too convincing. 12:27 PM - 12 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 11 Gareth Gwynn @garethgwynn Cannot read this without adding "Turtle Power!" 01:47 PM - 11 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 John Kilbride @karnag At @waitrose you can buy an empty jam jar for £2 or an identical one full of jam for £1.71. You decide... 06:57 PM - 12 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 joe heenan @joeheenan #WorldBookDay He has to go to school dressed as a character from Scottish literature. So he's Begbie. 08:01 AM - 02 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Oscar Pye-Jeary @oscarpyejeary If you photoshop out the dogs, #Crufts is merely the world's premier posh skipping contest.. 08:57 PM - 12 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 Chris @Chris_Steppy Fucking hate getting catfished by a parking space u think it's empty and then there's a fucking KA in there 03:21 PM - 07 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Adam @AdamKayani7 This learner has absolutely fucked it today 04:05 PM - 18 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Nick @WheresMaJaiket Fred flintstone been driving about killie 10:39 AM - 12 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 Joe J @joejohnst0n I got bored and was drunk so I thought I'd drop Ben from outnumbered a message loooool 02:29 AM - 04 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 Jamie Ross @JamieRoss7 HOLD ON. Why has Gordon Brown secretly been mates with Shakira for years? 09:19 PM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20 21 Rachel Morris @dustytrink The person ahead of me at the checkout left their receipt behind. A dark afternoon stretching out ahead of them. 06:27 PM - 11 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22 leanne @leannewynnexo when you buy a ticket and it doesn't get checked for the entire journey 03:00 PM - 26 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23 Niall @NiallBowes "British people don't have any culture" Mate who do you think invented shouting "OIIIII FUCK OFFFFF" when an absolute banger comes on? 10:46 AM - 15 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24 yung azz @azzbrough_ My guy dresses up as his mum to get served 07:10 PM - 16 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25 Via Twitter: @matbeal 26 Greg @kcog_ This is the most suspicious slogan I've ever seen. ? 03:13 PM - 13 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27 Cheish @TheCheish Tonight I witnessed the best cheating as a pub quiz host - ever. 10:17 PM - 07 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28 Jessica @___JessicaH Adele's that gal in the toilets on a night out that gives you a pep-talk & a jaegerbomb when you've bumped into your ex & feel n look a 2/10 09:50 PM - 25 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29 Via Twitter: @WAFCNathan 30 Alan White @aljwhite Literally me attempting to pass GCSE physics 07:45 PM - 16 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 31 emilie @emilyvbarnes Serves 40???? LOOOL ASDA are u sure about that 03:54 PM - 09 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 32 Alex @Cheapshirt Why does Ed Sheehan look like he's queuing up to meet Ed Sheeran? 02:24 PM - 03 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.