100 Fucking Iconic Times Women Were Hilariously SavageSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 10 Mar 2017 100 Fucking Iconic Times Women Were Hilariously Savage This is why you should never mess with a woman.by by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed Staff, by Hannah JewellBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 #1 Rachel @rachel this woman 2020 11:08 PM - 07 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Emily Faye @mlefaye I bet a lot of guys who don't think that rape is a big deal were super upset when that U2 album was put on their phone without consent. 01:41 AM - 07 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin Recipe for liberation as a woman: eat five man buns with heads still attached, claim new power 10:48 PM - 07 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 ma chérie @lizardrey74 Ex: You can block my number but you can't unsuck my dick Me: 05:52 AM - 13 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 JEDI MIND TRICKS @HotMessSWAG IF U BUMP INTO UR EX WITH HIS NEW GIRL ACT FAKE EXCITED TO MEET HER AND SINCERELY SAY "OMG I RLY LIKE UR PAJAMAS" NO MATTER WHAT SHE WEARING 05:32 PM - 30 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 redeyemaniac.tumblr.com 7 kw Khev @indianschoolboi my mom a savage I can't stress this enough #hellchallenge 10:59 PM - 07 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 drunktrophywife.tumblr.com 9 mr-cappadocia.tumblr.com 10 Hassan @HassanPRG WHEN THEY FORGET WHO RUN THE MUFFAKIN BLOCK. 12:53 AM - 24 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 Lex Croucher @lexcanroar women don't fancy men when they see good-looking chips 10:07 AM - 09 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Twitter: @Ciaraioch 13 foryoursexualinformation.tumblr.com 14 View this post on 15 sarah hagi @geekylonglegs a girl i know in her 20s with a 40 yr old boyfriend captioned a pic of him cooking with "my man can cook" UM HE IS 40 THAT IS NOT IMPRESSIVE 03:22 PM - 02 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Erin Gloria Ryan @morninggloria If you're a male pundit critiquing a woman's weight you should have to do it shirtless in front of an audience of women three rosés deep 03:11 PM - 29 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Tamara Yajia @DancesWithTamis I wear short skirts to attract male attention but also to give my turds easy and direct access to the ground 11:50 PM - 22 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 such-a-retardis.tumblr.com 19 jugs bunny @alliewach "Is he hot or just tall?"-me, mere seconds before making a Mistake 07:09 PM - 06 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20 farha @shutyourhell boy: wow the moon looks beautiful tonight me: um...wow tell that whore she can have u. bye ugly hope she was worth it 11:17 PM - 30 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 erin chack @ErinChack GUY: Where’s my hug ME: 03:26 PM - 23 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22 shauna @goldengateblond Baby giraffes can walk within minutes of birth but sure, show me more photos of your infant doing nothing, Carol. 01:50 AM - 13 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23 moody monday @mdob11 Date: It's been hard opening up since my father passed aw- Me: *sees a dog* sorry I have to go 10:13 PM - 28 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24 Sammy Nickalls @sammynickalls ladies: the day after Halloween, don't forget to buy all the discounted blood capsules to keep in your mouth when men tell you to smile 04:01 PM - 28 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25 Alana Massey @AlanaMassey We need to stop asking famous women which inspiring woman made her into a feminist and start asking her which act by a mediocre man did 05:22 AM - 09 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26 lady pimp. @jameelajoie When men have the flu vs when women are on their deathbeds 02:38 PM - 18 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 27 Sophia Benoit @1followernodad You can complain all you want about women taking selfies; we aren't the ones naming our children our own exact fucking names. 11:09 PM - 25 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28 GIANTS4EVER @ScottieBeam When you've scrolled all the way down to his 187th week on instagram & know every woman you should keep tabs on 01:27 PM - 28 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29 Marc Velayo @IamMarcdom i literally ask my mom to buy a lightbulb bc my room is so dark AND SHE BOUGHT ONE BIGGER THAN MY HEAD 01:53 AM - 22 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 30 Kendra W @kendrawcandraw Dudes make fun of girls for duck face yet all their selfies look like the last known footage of them 01:04 AM - 13 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 31 cy baby @cyrenelovette finally allow him to take you on a date then after have him drop you off at your other man's house #WasteHisTime2016 07:22 PM - 06 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 32 Twitter: @grlpool 33 Twitter: @hansmollman 34 beth mccoll @imteddybless attention men: pls stop telling us you want to go down on us for "hours". thats way too long. we have stuff to do. i've got a lasagne cookin 02:09 PM - 06 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 35 Amanda M-W @Manda_like_wine Writing "best fuck of my life" on every ebay seller feedback form. 01:26 AM - 14 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 36 Bryony Gordon @bryony_gordon It's called a period, Boots. Menstruation. WOMEN BLEED OUT OF THEIR VAGINAS WHY CAN WE NOT DEAL WITH THIS? WHY? 06:15 PM - 19 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 37 Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby As a woman, I just hope that one day I have as many rights as a gun does. 05:16 AM - 17 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 38 Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti Man: I'll never date a feminist Feminists: True 08:13 PM - 08 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 39 Elizabeth @Elizasoul80 For all the men out there who think women should speak quietly amongst themselves, please know we are and it's called plotting. 07:11 PM - 24 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 40 audrey farnsworth @audipenny We asked 500 men what they look for in a woman and then set them adrift on a raft screaming, because just kidding who cares 06:32 AM - 01 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 41 Chai Goth @Abid_ism she's my new president now, i don't care what the laws say 05:25 PM - 20 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 42 roshni @rshnkhnn_ unreliable? are never on time? have to share them with 10 other women? which one is it x 04:48 PM - 11 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 43 Paige @PeachCoffin Another day, another 77 cents 12:50 PM - 07 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 44 Rachel Wenitsky @RachelWenitsky We should probably stop applauding men for marrying accomplished women as if they adopted a blind one-legged rescue dog 04:31 PM - 02 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 45 OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt The moral of Beauty and the Beast is that looks don't matter, as long as you're a man. Mon Jul 27 20:20:14 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 46 dr. dalia @DALIAMALEK Don't understand how women are given shit for doing sex work when there are men out there openly working as members of U2 10:37 PM - 31 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 47 Siobhan Thompson @vornietom The Venn diagram of men who say women take too long to get ready and men who ask if you're sick when you're not wearing makeup is a circle. 08:32 PM - 20 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 48 Anna Drezen @annadrezen Beyonce smiling next to Chris Martin is every woman who's ever had to momentarily dim her shine to work alongside a mediocre man #SB50 01:41 AM - 08 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 49 Kim Boekbinder @KimBoekbinder Happy International Women's Day! 05:00 AM - 08 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 50 Twitter: @voldemortsbicep 51 Kathy Salerno @Kpartyawesome When will some brave soul make a movie chronicling a young man's quest to have sex-until then we'll all just have to wonder what that's like 11:44 PM - 29 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 52 Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti Wait is this the mansplainin emoj 08:11 PM - 28 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 53 DeeDastardly @mydmac *breaking up with BF I'll never forget you David. 'My name is Jason' Goodbye John. 03:17 AM - 13 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 54 Twitter: @sophxthompson 55 Rachael Krishna @RachaelKrishna International Women's Day was yesterday but please remember that you can make white men feel unimportant any day of the year. 05:01 PM - 09 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 56 Anna Fitzpatrick @bananafitz ITEMS EVERY WOMAN SHOULD OWN: -Little Black Dress -Cute flats -Strappy s- ok now that the men have stopped reading, we revolt at dawn. 12:08 AM - 04 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 57 Twitter: @deadnightagain 58 paintdeath.tumblr.com 59 collaterlysisters.tumblr.com 60 Sophia Benoit @1followernodad Men: I'm won't date feminists Feminists: k Men: ever F: it's almost like I subscribe to whole movement that makes it safe for me to not care 08:29 PM - 08 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 61 Selena Coppock @SelenaCoppock This computer's mouse is so sensitive it's like, what are you, a white straight guy being asked to admit that the system benefits you? 11:20 PM - 08 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 62 amy o'connor @amyohconnor When a man has been delivering an uninterrupted monologue in your ear for 37 minutes and hasn't asked you a single… https://t.co/eJyp8e6B6g 03:04 PM - 27 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 63 IssaSavage? @finessekhid_ Can't hurt my feelings if I don't give af about you. 09:15 PM - 01 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 64 Rossalyn Warren @RossalynWarren Did she... become a goat? 02:04 PM - 21 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 65 kelp nougat crunch @TeknoGeisha Guy: *gets blowjob* Guy: did u cum babe 08:13 PM - 23 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 66 Nichole @tnwhiskeywoman Paul Ryan looks like he busts in 3 strokes then asks if he hurt you. 02:31 AM - 13 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 67 Cutie McBooty @8_Sisha Guy asked if I put him in the friend zone. I was like, whoa slow down there. I'll have sex with you, but friendship is a serious commitment. 10:40 PM - 17 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 68 The Eh Factor @AngelaEhh Just once I'd like to see a movie sex scene be accurate. You know, him having a hard time getting her off then giving up. 05:26 AM - 08 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 69 Audrey Porne @AudreyPorne Damn boy, are you a bra? Because you make me uncomfortable but society has brainwashed me into thinking I need you 05:59 AM - 02 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 70 Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when 90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to... 01:57 AM - 10 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 71 Kate Spencer @katespencer MEDIA: "We can't believe Trump would tweet something so awful!!!" WOMEN OF THE INTERNET: *scrolls through mentions* "We can" 02:00 PM - 24 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 72 Jenny Jaffe @jennyjaffe "Nipples killed my parents, and I'll be damned if anyone else should ever have to see those murderers again" -the founder of Instagram 03:10 PM - 05 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 73 deanprincesster.tumblr.com 74 Rachael Krishna @RachaelKrishna Men on Twitter. 01:36 PM - 21 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 75 Desi @DesiJed Hey boy, are you a software update? Because not now 07:53 PM - 10 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 76 witchcraft-y.tumblr.com 77 spookyfeuilly.tumblr.com 78 tall-tiny-and-broody.tumblr.com 79 bewbin.tumblr.com 80 qumi.tumblr.com 81 maura quint @behindyourback The "weaker sex" is the one that pays for drinks when it sees exposed skin, right? 08:23 PM - 26 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 82 View this post on 83 Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy If it's so normal and well-intended, why don't men tell other men to smile? 01:50 AM - 31 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 84 asia @asialbx Me: *dies* People to my boyfriend: it's okay to get back out there, she'd want you to move on Me in heaven: 08:55 PM - 28 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 85 maddie holden @winningprotocol *wipes doritos dust onto cum-stained sweatpants* hmmmmm time to pick out a flawless wife on the internet. not rihanna her forehead's too big 12:48 PM - 07 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite i-eat-men-like-air.tumblr.com 86 evabadon.tumblr.com 87 monosexuals.tumblr.com 88 nick miller lite @litbizkit my ultimate fave sex position tbh 07:36 AM - 07 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 89 sam @messygirI @_LuckyNumber7 never have i EVER received a dick pic that didnt look something like this. 12:33 AM - 12 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 90 toupee fiasco @littlebofleek Man: *touches my lower back while he's walking past me* Me: 04:25 PM - 09 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 91 Lisa @champagneeelisa If you sucked my titties you can never talk shit about me I'm your mom now respect me 12:23 AM - 18 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 92 text--posts.tumblr.com 93 applefae.tumblr.com 94 moetpapi.tumblr.com 95 Ayo @AyoolaAji I'm creasing 09:26 AM - 27 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 96 Twitter: @nataliesurely 97 sid @muvasid When he blocks your number but you still got shit to say. 02:58 AM - 28 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 98 Izzy Galvez @iglvzx Not all heroes wear capes. https://t.co/w7NGvIdIIv 02:06 AM - 30 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 99 J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I've still got your money, so by all means borrow my lighter. 12:29 PM - 31 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 100 Rossalyn Warren @RossalynWarren lol. 07:59 AM - 23 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.