Funny Plant Tweets Skip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 25 Jun 2020 17 Tweets About Plants That Are Honestly Way Funnier Than They Ought To Be "RIP to my plant. i tried man u know that" by Ben ArmsonBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 gręgørÿ @popLOCKEdropit This killed me 12:58 PM - 22 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Nate Usher @thenatewolf THE SUN: I am 100 million billion pounds of burning hydrogen, helium, carbon, neon, and iron. PLANTS: Yum yum I’ll have that and a water. 01:37 AM - 03 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 owl lang syne @tytonidaeus Went to check why one of my plants was lopsided in its pot and......oh..... 10:48 AM - 17 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 blaine capatch @blainecapatch succulent: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING me: it's been a few weeks, i thought you might want some water succulent: NO 02:17 PM - 18 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 Regan Speyer @ReganSpeyer Asked my mom to open the blinds for my plants and she really just went above and beyond. 02:26 AM - 27 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 giabuchi @jaboukie me: *buys aloe vera plant* i'll name you healthcare 02:50 PM - 05 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 James @CaucasianJames i think my plant is dying idk what to do i give it water and sunlight please help it doesn’t have health insurance 04:21 PM - 01 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 Garrett Watts @Garrett_Watts Dear past Garrett, A “dashboard succulent” is not a cute or good idea. Please do not do this. 09:49 AM - 04 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 job zombie @nevada_hilux how many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression 05:03 AM - 15 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 James @CaucasianJames RIP to my plant. i tried man. u know that 03:21 AM - 30 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 Matt. @MattTheBrand therapist: how have you been doing this week me: i purchased several new succulents therapist: [scribbles "not good" in her notes] 08:47 PM - 15 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Candice Carty-Williams @CandiceC_W Predictive footage of me trying to look after all of my plants in the upcoming two days of 31 degree heat 07:53 PM - 22 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS Me House Plants ? Extremely sensitive and will die without attention 03:17 PM - 23 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Matt. @MattTheBrand millennial culture is buying a bunch of potted succulents to fulfill your evolutionary desire to care for something during your prime reproductive years 04:07 PM - 22 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 connor @connorfranta i have cameras in my house that i can watch on an app while im away which is really cool bc i can see all my plants dying slowly in realtime 04:23 PM - 25 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 mr whelming @ZOverwhelming if i walk into a girls house and she got like 50 plants i know shes a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless fucks whats one more 01:31 AM - 27 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS House Plants Me ? Just feeling like dying for no reason 03:09 AM - 21 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.