16 Tweets From This Week That Proves That Brits Are HilariousSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 29 Feb 2020 16 Tweets From This Week That Proves That Brits Are Hilarious "Who needs therapy when u can just go big sainsburys"by by Ben ArmsonBuzzFeed Staff, by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Laura Steven @LauraSteven reading the hospital discharge paperwork for my newborn son and it says “marital status: unknown” he’s four days old hun I’m sure you could hazard a guess 12:00 PM - 22 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Chris Godfrey @ChrisPJGodfrey I will never get over the fact Nigella isn't pictured in any of the recipes on her website except for Slut's Spaghetti 05:53 PM - 21 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 tweets flo @flocorf Who needs therapy when u can just go big sainsburys 12:11 PM - 20 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Twitter: @dep0pprincess 5 David Walliams @davidwalliams I think it might be me. https://t.co/Polij8JJr1 08:09 AM - 22 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 Sarah Melv @sarah_melv My cousin is looking after two dogs and was boasting how easy it was and today came home to this and I can't stop laughing 08:49 PM - 20 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 gimme the bliss boys and ease my soul @mattrbliss the year is 2010 and a woman in Coventry has just pushed a cat in a bin. literally everyone you know online is whipped into a frenzy about it; some call for the return of the death penalty. "That was odd", you think afterwards. Every day of the next decade is like this. 09:40 PM - 24 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 Declan Cashin @Tweet_Dec We’re all waiting for it https://t.co/kL1NHYj224 07:10 PM - 23 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 Hannah Jane Parkinson @ladyhaja imagine being euston, just living every day knowing you’re the world’s shittest station. raze it to the ground. 05:43 PM - 23 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 Sophie Gadd @sophie_gadd My girlfriends yoga teacher at the Buddhist centre complimented her on her “lovely bird t shirt” and she was wearing a top with the Twitter logo on it, imagine how good that woman’s life is 06:20 PM - 23 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 Darc @darciegingerx Some freak messaged my mum on insta n she replies with this I cant deal with her 08:38 PM - 25 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Patrick @PrayForPatrick is this that timothee chalamet that you lot all fancy? 01:02 PM - 26 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Stretchy @Stretchy99 I absolutely loved heading the ball as a kid and don’t think it’s done me any harm and I absolutely loved heading the ball as a kid https://t.co/YmhtIEN4TQ 02:37 PM - 24 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Hannah Thompson @HLThompson93 What’s it like living with anxiety: 12:03 PM - 27 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 Andrew Dunn @AnndraADunn A Glasgow subway triptych 10:41 AM - 26 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Stephy @StephanieYeboah A slice of apple pie is $1.40 in Jamaica, and $2.60 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. 04:51 PM - 26 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.