16 Tweets From This Week That Prove British Twitter Is HilariousSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 1 Feb 2020 16 Tweets From This Week That Prove British Twitter Is Hilarious "the way i use semi-colons is that i just use them and hope for the best" by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Lucy Worsley @Lucy_Worsley I am unutterably delighted to learn that when a Portuguese person wants to express the thought ‘a bad workman blames his tools,’ she says instead that ‘A BAD DANCER BLAMES HIS TROUSERS.’ 06:48 PM - 26 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Toks @_Toks96 People that worked at Waitrose in college thought they were better than everyone else 11:25 AM - 27 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Amanda @Pandamoanimum No matter how many times I watch this video, it makes me laugh every single time. [sound up] 11:34 AM - 27 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 KFC UK & Ireland @KFC_UKI Can confirm; this is NOT one of the 11 herbs and spices... https://t.co/jewkvCdKnd 10:58 AM - 27 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 ruby? @roobeekeane Tesco, Sainsbury’s, ASDA: • boring • no middle aisle • cashiers reasonably fast Lidl and Aldi: • cashiers break sound barrier • copyright law? who is she • go in for bread and coffee, leave with 9 sporks and a haunted bin 01:28 PM - 24 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 Tachyon: @Tachyon100 Quick question: Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake" ? It's for a work email so has to sound professional. 07:29 AM - 27 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Sara Öberg Strådal @tinyredbook I don't make the rules sorry 05:37 PM - 28 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 annet @annslife1 life after year 11 is honestly a 2/10 wouldn't recommend 11:22 PM - 23 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 sophie power @XSophiepower CRYING omg they did not see her there 09:41 PM - 28 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 ruby? @roobeekeane “I’ve CC’d in my boss” - professional - corporate - mildly threatening “You wanna say that in front of Greg?” - confident - threat level 9000 - who is Greg and what is he capable of 10:21 PM - 29 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 AJ Shelby @AJ_amaze Can you use Klarna to buy a house? 01:12 PM - 28 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 large goulcher the size of a small goulcher @goulcher social media jobs be like: Do you know your TikTok from your Facebook? have you ever heard of or seen "a computer"? Then you just might be perfect for our SOCIAL MEDIA DIRECTOR job, running every online element of our business £13k, Slough 02:48 PM - 29 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Chubss @mxhmudaaa Me in primary getting up to collect my star of the week certificate for assembly 07:27 PM - 29 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 bolu babalola @BeeBabs the way i use semi-colons is that i just use them and hope for the best 12:06 AM - 29 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon "Welcome to the HMRC website. Please enter your 124 digit personal log in code that we may or may not have sent you 16 years ago. Forgotten it? OK answer these security questions. Question one. Fuck you. You have failed security. To pay your tax you must now light the beacons" 03:50 PM - 28 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Pete Burns’ Confiscated Coat @harrisonjbrock Cannot believe my eyes 10:33 PM - 30 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.