30 British Tweets From This Month That Made Us Laugh At HomeSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 22 Apr 2020 30 British Tweets From This Month That Made Us Laugh At Home "First thing I'm gonna do after lockdown is go to lush so i can get three months of aggressive human interaction in about ten minutes."by by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed Staff, by Ben ArmsonBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 J T @JamesTiffin_ I can’t believe it really is house every weekend 03:28 PM - 05 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 erin ! @tyrantsolo must admit it’s really nice not having my bank statement look like JD WETHERSPOON - £6.05 JD WETHERSPOON - £11.49 JD WETHERSPOON - £4.99 JD WETHERSPOON - £7.15 09:45 AM - 14 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Abby Tomlinson @twcuddleston everyone making lockdown banana bread 11:39 AM - 02 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Oldfirmfacts @Oldfirmfacts1 09:01 PM - 23 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 Jessica Smith @jessicaxamy Hows everyone’s lockdown going I’ve just bought a dildo signed into me mums eBay account 05:18 PM - 16 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 andrew @floellaumbagabe me striking up a conversation with the Rubik's Cube I found in my room 07:08 PM - 15 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel Paddington doing a great job of social distancing. 05:48 PM - 20 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 Joe Lycett @joelycett girl are u the stock market? because you are behaving erratically and you fucked my mate’s dad 12:00 PM - 15 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 indie @INDIEWASHERE it was it was the best the worst of times of times 05:18 PM - 31 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 David East @davideastUK here’s to the ____. the ____. the ___ and ____, the ___ and ____. to the ____, the ____, the ____ and ____. the ____, the ____, the ____ and the _____. - every advert in Britain for the past ten years 09:42 PM - 13 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 R @rvkhsar I hate lockdown, can’t even attend my mums graduation. She’s being awarded BSc (Hons) in COVID-19 from the University of Whatsapp 05:37 PM - 24 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Sarah ? @Sarah_Cundy 07:22 PM - 05 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Jason @NickMotown Me too, tin of tuna. Me too. 08:13 AM - 01 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Jack. @jckndrw First thing I'm gonna do after lockdown is go to lush so i can get three months of aggressive human interaction in about ten minutes. 10:20 PM - 04 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 shon faye. @shonfaye Me on my state approved socially distanced walk, remembering Greggs sausage roll 10:09 AM - 31 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Marina O'Loughlin @MarinaOLoughlin Christ, this cooking-washing-up-cooking thing is unrelenting, isn't it? 04:11 PM - 07 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Héloïse @He10ise Aww, so cute! Some local children made this for all of the doctors in my hospital ? 07:10 PM - 07 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 Alex Wood @MrAlexWood Everything about this is Oscar-worthy #CoronaLockdown 09:42 AM - 28 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 mitch @limitedmitch UK rappers in Drake’s comments whenever he posts on IG 09:21 PM - 08 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 20 keithy @442keith tits out for the nhs at 8 tomorrow 11:02 AM - 08 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 James Blunt @JamesBlunt Singing “I saw your face in a crowded place” suddenly seems a little dated. 05:17 PM - 27 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 22 Tom Whyman @HealthUntoDeath 06:29 PM - 05 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 23 Joe @JBDT Best chat up line ever, if you’re a postie ! #coronavirusuk 08:25 PM - 03 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 24 Alan White @aljwhite 2019: Netflix and chill 2020: Government coronavirus press conference and cry 05:17 PM - 25 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 25 Rachel @OpenMindMH Had to order Penis Pasta from Ann Summers due to stock piling covidiots. Here's my spaghetti bollocknaise 11:03 PM - 27 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 26 Mark @markrpr “What are you up to today?” 08:05 PM - 25 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 27 Katherine @whatKatydidnext 5yo: "when I have lunch at school, there is always a dessert. I want to check that you know that." 12:36 PM - 23 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 28 The Museum of English Rural Life @TheMERL our first Zoom meeting is going great 02:14 PM - 23 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 29 Imogen West-Knights @ImogenWK do you think the pub is thinking about us 10:27 PM - 31 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 30 Tim @timoggy85 Laughed at me they did. You can't freeze @KFC_UKI they said. Look at me now! The only man in Britain currently eating KFC. 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