16 Hilarious Tweets About Kids That Are As Cute As They Are SavageSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 3 Mar 2020 16 Hilarious Tweets About Kids That Are As Cute As They Are Savage "[Watching Tangled with my Daughter] Daughter: do you think Rapunzel buys her shampoo at Costco?" by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Georgia Tennant @georgiaEtennant My daughter just wrote a rap song about me called ‘When her husband goes out she just eats Salmon’. I am now officially even less cool than I had previously suspected. 07:44 PM - 26 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch Kid in my son’s class explained to me that she was sure he has two moms because he has “the pretty mom and the other mom.” She described each to me in some detail. Reader, both are me. 06:02 PM - 09 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Mish in London @Mish_in_London When Jasper wanted to tie his hair up I was fine because I’m a liberal parent. When he wanted a bow, I was happy that he was happy. But now he’s insisting on wearing one sock on his hand and waving like he’s the Queen, and I don’t know if it’s time to rein him in 12:37 PM - 18 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 ⃒⃘ ross poldark's tricorn ⃒⃘ @iatemuggles that’s a kid with her third eye wide open 04:26 PM - 18 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 fuck the bastard tories @ZarinaMuhammad My brother made a cute fake passport at school today & cAN U ALL JUST 04:13 PM - 03 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 Bobby Palmer @thebobpalmer Just witnessed a child in a zero waste shop yell ‘LENTILS’ before opening the lentil pipe and allowing them to gush forth. Chaos. Lentils everywhere 01:16 PM - 08 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Zack Riley @ColdHeart_Prj My son asked me "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?" 11:16 AM - 02 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 siah? @_lulkat i’ll never forget that my son called me ugly when he was 2 months . 08:10 PM - 12 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 Britty Drake @LipServX Today my 5 yr old niece borrowed my phone to ask Siri: “why are butterfly wings so soft that I cannot even touch them?” then she called 911. 02:49 AM - 23 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 Patrick Klepek @patrickklepek My daughter’s new thing is to yell from across the house “DO YOU NEED A BEER?” and then travel to our downstairs mini-fridge and trek back. Usually, she does not grab a beer. Just now, it was a LaCroix. But I appreciate the effort. 01:13 AM - 27 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 Omnintensivist @GoodishIntent I still think about that three year old who I sedated for an MRI and when it was done she said ‘wrap me up like a burrito and SHOW ME MY BONES’ 01:59 AM - 30 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 CeciATL @CeciATL lmaooo i was explaining menstruation to my daughter and i told her most women make extra blood every month in case they need to grow a baby. she said “babies are vampires” and i was like 05:21 PM - 27 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Oops!...I Dad It Again @NewDadNotes [watching Tangled with my Daughter] Daughter: dada Me: yes? Daughter: do you think Rapunzel buys her shampoo at Costco? Me: I mean-I do now. 12:39 AM - 27 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer I took my son to the doctor because he had a fever last night. Dr asked what it was and 10 fronted me out, “Oh she doesn’t know the number. She used her therMOMeter. You know? Kiss on the forehead and then she said oh, you have a fever.” Dr. nodding his head, “Accurate.” 05:24 PM - 28 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 maisey davison @maiseydavisonx my three year old niece ordering the jacket potato then crying when it arrived because she thought it was a potato wearing a jacket was the highlight of my night like 03:48 PM - 28 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Chuck Wendig @ChuckWendig My son this morning at breakfast said, "I tried to be funny, but it turned into a disaster," thus proving he is ready to join Twitter. 12:13 PM - 05 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Want awesome parenting tips in your inbox twice a week Sign up for the BuzzFeed Parents newsletter This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.