15 Animal Cartoon Characters That Are Inexplicably Sexy

15 Animal Cartoon Characters That Are Inexplicably Sexy

15 Animal Cartoon Characters That Are Inexplicably SexySkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 3 Mar 2017 15 Animal Cartoon Characters That Are Inexplicably Sexy Yet another unrealistic beauty standard for squirrels. by Cassie SmythBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Lola Bunny Space Jam Warner Bros. Pictures There was actually no need for the creators to make Lola this level of sexy. We get it Bugs Bunny is attracted to her, but she didn't have to be every teen's wet dream. For reference this is an actual rabbit Mark Hooper / Getty Images Note that it doesn't have booty shorts, a crop top, and a great rack. If anything this rabbit is closer to human body norms as many of us rest in our own chins. 2 Sexy giraffe Orangina advert Flickr: latvian98 Sex does sell, so maybe sexy giraffes in red stilettos drinking Orangina sells even more. 3 Roxanne A Goofy Movie Walt Disney Pictures She was supposed to be a teenager but of course she still must have that sweet sweet hourglass figure that all dogs have. 4 Minerva Mink Animaniacs Warner Bros. Television Distribution Minerva won FHM's hottest mink in 1997, much to the dismay of the sultry minks featured on nature documentaries. 5 Hot tiger Zootopia Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures The internet lovingly calls this tiger "daddy" and I really don't know what else to say. 6 Larry the lobster SpongeBob SquarePants Nickelodeon Larry spends all his time at Goo Lagoon working on that bod but still manages to miss leg day. 7 Cleo Pinocchio Disney / youtube.com Cleo is probably the first and last goldfish to be depicted as sexy. She set up some unrealistic ideals for goldfishes with her eyelash batting and begging for kisses. This is an actual goldfish not warped by the animators sexualistation Cookelma / Getty Images A whole lot less fuckable, right? RIGHT? Dear god please don't say you don't find this attractive. 8 Georgette Oliver and Company Walt Disney Pictures Georgette's character embodied that old sexist trope of "if you're hot you're also a massive bitch". Which was extra weird, because she was a dog oozing sexuality in a kids film based off of the Charles Dickens book, Oliver Twist. 9 Sandy SpongeBob SquarePants Nickelodeon Why was Sandy always in a bikini and Spongebob in a suit? Squirrels have 8—10 nipples so if the bikini was so necessary sandy is gonna need to wear an additional three—four bras. 10 Tasmanian—she devil Looney Tunes Warner Bros. Just so we knew she was female she was decked out in accessories and is often seen with a rolling pin. 11 Angie Shark Tale DreamWorks Pictures Another sexy fish, this time with an hourglass figure and access to a quality makeup artist. 12 Gadget Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers Walt Disney Television Next up in this series of "rodents who need hourglass figures" is Gadget, whose human boobs are vital to her role as a mouse scientist. I'm sick of female mouse scientists being oversexualised for the young male gaze in kids cartoons. 13 Beast Beauty and the Beast Walt Disney Pictures Beast was RIPPED, which made it difficult to view him as the antithesis of beauty. The creators couldn't even let a character called beast be unsexy. Human beast on the other hand... 14 Mousey Galore Pinky and the Brain Warner Bros. Television Animation Pinky and Brain don't need clothes but Mousey Galore desperately needs a short, backless dress that accentuates her anatomically incorrect breasts. Her choker and russian villain shtick finish off that dominatrix look that is so popular in kids TV. 15 Cadbury s caramel bunny Cadburys Advert Cadbury / youtube.com Honestly I'm done. Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink TV and MoviesGet all the best moments in pop culture & entertainment delivered to your inbox.This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.
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