19 Times Glasgow Uni Students Went Way Way Too FarSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 1 Mar 2017 19 Times Glasgow Uni Students Went Way Way Too Far Guys, you really need to stop shagging in the library. by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 When strawpedoing qualified as a legitimate sport Twitter: @Somewhataldente Twitter: @Somewhataldente "And the gold medal in the 'Ladies' Strawpedo' event goes to...Linda Murray!" 2 When these playas sucked face in the library Facebook: pg Maybe they were revising for their *puts on sunglasses* ORAL EXAMS. 3 When someone else came out with this fuck-awful geology-themed chat up line Facebook: pg No. Just...no. 4 And when another couple took things even further Facebook: pg Or maybe it was just one person having a really big poo. 5 When this total bantersaurus rex word-vomited all over the 2016 Freshers page *Cringes forever* 6 When there was a serious glitch in the Matrix Facebook: SpottedGlasgowUniLibrary *Rubs eyes* But...why? 7 When someone set up a hummus society Twitter: @livz__ Of course they bloody well did. 8 and a Llama fan club Twitter: @emmanic_ Maybe they could combine the two and feed hummus to alpacas? 9 When a library desk hog got a bit peckish Facebook: pg "Yeah just bring it up to level 11, cheers. And don't forget the prawn crackers." 10 When this archaeology student thought that this would be a fascinating seminar topic Twitter: @urbanprehisto Just how precarious is their conviviality? I NEED TO KNOW, MICHAEL. 11 When these festive boozehounds jazzed up their flat Twitter: @pomplit They've got a bright career ahead of them in the beverage stacking industry. 12 And when this bored student just couldn t wait to get stuck into his Dark Fruits Twitter: @seandevine1 He was probably in a seminar about the precarious conviviality of watermills. 13 When Kez got trapped in a closet Twitter: @bethanduncalf It's OK, she escaped shortly afterwards and is almost definitely not dead. 14 When these guys decided to have a cheeky Fifa tournament in one of the library pods Facebook: SpottedGlasgowUniLibrary It's OK guys, no one needs them to like, study or anything. 15 And when these total lads got naked on the 4th floor of the library LOL What japes Facebook: SpottedGlasgowUniLibrary One's got his socks on. Such a lack of commitment. 16 When this English student was patronising AF Flickr: 22871559@N03 / Creative Commons / Facebook: Overheard.in.the.westend / BuzzFeed *Clenches fists* 17 When a hungry student nicked a Kit-Kat Facebook: SpottedGlasgowUniLibrary Cheeky fucker. 18 When this frugal student decided to sleep in a lift Facebook: Humans Saves on rent, I suppose. 19 And of course when this happened Twitter: @JoeDevine96 Tightrope? Check. Small orchestra? Check. Someone dicking around with a unicycle in the background? Check. Oh, Glasgow uni, you're such a special place. Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.