23 Weird Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Despite EverythingSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 3 Feb 2017 23 Weird Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Despite Everything Even in the darkest of times, a dog's shaved asshole will make you laugh. by Flo PerryBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 BillOakley @thatbilloakley I am at karaoke - there is a karaoke version of The Simpsons theme and the only words are "The Simpsons..." then it… https://t.co/int3UuisZw 12:55 AM - 16 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Twitter: @pipipia_ 3 Dan Rebellato @DanRebellato Wait - does Madonna actually sleep on pillows printed with pages from the @guardian, including a huge photo of Geor… https://t.co/boR71BZZpy 05:23 PM - 07 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Charles Finch @CharlesFinch These have got to be the two dumbest people alive 05:14 PM - 24 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 ㅤ @Sturrfridge Not really how I imagined the second coming 04:57 PM - 14 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 Ben @the_worldpolice asked groomer to shave a heart on my dogs butt... what I expected vs what I got 10:43 PM - 08 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Josh @shatterfront he was ahead of his time 11:36 PM - 02 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 lucy @SHESAMERlCVN so my dad gave the squirrels christmas presents 12:15 PM - 25 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 earth angel @veggieboii who is she 12:22 AM - 15 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 gucci maine @sarahesoltan why does Amanda bynes in she's the man look like every millennial trump voter? 03:15 PM - 07 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 heaviside @estrellitaxvx who is cyber bullying my son 10:26 PM - 12 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 garin @garinstone21 as if the school uploaded a pic of me writin with a cheese string 07:11 PM - 05 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 zetsubouquet @mo0ty how it feels to listen to podcasts 02:20 AM - 03 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 joe heenan @joeheenan Told the kids Carpet World was a theme park. They loved it 12:29 PM - 14 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 Roy Thomas @iamroymario Not everyday you get to meet the fella off the fivers.. 11:07 AM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 David Bratchpiece @bratchy1 Today I saw the messiah of hamsters 12:56 PM - 07 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Twitter: @tonytiger67 18 leaf blower @MsHustlee My stupid ass brung the real butter instead of my lunch I'm hungryyyy, I need some real Tupperware 04:15 PM - 11 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 Alexandria Bishop @aalexandriabish I did my 6 year old nieces makeup...then let her do mine.... 12:57 AM - 30 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20 Laura Lee @GlasgaeLauraLee My friend's teenagers got drunk and named the fish on her wallpaper. Highlights include Kylie Minnow and Whoopi Gol… https://t.co/0ERKaztDRD 03:14 PM - 01 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 Vikki Stone @vikkistone To stop Bert's long ears collecting snow, we've popped an oven glove over them. As you can see, he's thrilled. 01:43 PM - 29 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22 Carla Panelli @carlapanellii The answer I was lookin for x 05:15 PM - 25 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23 Twitter: @1800BUDDHA Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.