23 Hilarious Tweets That Will Make All Parents Say "Yup"Skip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 2 Feb 2017 23 Hilarious Tweets That Will Make All Parents Say Yup "One of the hardest parts of teaching your kids to be independent is watching them tie their shoes for 8 minutes." by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn My 4-year-old's timeline for getting dressed: 7:00 AM: 0 socks on 7:08 AM: 1 sock on 7:38 AM: 2 socks on 7:39 AM: 1 sock on 02:32 PM - 01 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Qwerty Jones @QwertyJones3 My daughter just asked me why a pinecone isn't shaped like a cone, and I had no choice but to fake a seizure. 07:16 PM - 06 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Wendy S. @maughammom Me: "You're going to bed in 5 minutes." 6yo: *bends the laws of space and time to make 5 minutes last 4 hours* 05:16 PM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Twitter: @mompsychologist / Jfairone / Getty Images 5 Josh @iwearaonesie 9: This sucks! I hate you! I wish you weren't my parents! wife on Facebook: 9 is doing the laundry! He's such a good helper! 12:46 AM - 29 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 Cray at Home Ma @cray_at_home_ma Parenting multiple kids is mostly just trying to keep the awake ones quiet enough that the sleeping ones stay asleep. 12:25 PM - 20 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Lurk 'N Stalk @LurkAtHomeMom My 6 year old's superpower is knowing he doesn't like what we're having for dinner 2 hours before I've even decided what I'm making. 11:32 PM - 25 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses Toys need to be priced according to how long your child will actually play with them. 02:24 AM - 11 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 Jennifer S. White @yenniwhite Take the road less traveled. Like, the one with the most mud, or the wettest grass, even if there’s a sidewalk nearby. -Kids 03:53 PM - 31 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 Twitter: @TragicAllyHere / / Willeecole / Getty Images 11 Josh @iwearaonesie wife: Let's fool around after the kids go to bed narrator: But they never did fool around 03:10 PM - 02 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn Why I should accomplish all my goals today: 1) I'm motivated. 2) I'm ambitious. 3) I planned ahead. Why I won’t: 1) Kids 01:48 PM - 08 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Mr. Hook @Phook75 My 4 year old has been talking for 23 years 09:42 PM - 16 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Kim Bongiorno @LetMeStart Husband: UGH that kid is JUST LIKE YOU. Me: Wonderful? H: M: Charming? H: M: Light of your life? H: [leaves room] Me: [shouts] SUPER COOL? 07:35 PM - 24 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 mark @TheCatWhisprer My toddler eats with her right hand but is ambidextrous when it comes to total destruction. 02:14 PM - 07 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Twitter: @simoncholland Ia_64 / Getty Images 17 Amy Dillon @amydillon "There's no school or work tomorrow, so you can sleep in," I begged my 4-year-old. 04:38 AM - 23 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 OneFunnyMummy @OneFunnyMummy Being a parent is making everything easier for your kids while your kids do the exact opposite for you. 09:06 PM - 26 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 MyMomologue @MyMomologue "DON'T YELL AT ME FROM ACROSS THE HOUSE, JUST COME TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!!" I scream from the couch in the living room. 06:42 PM - 04 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20 Lurk 'N Stalk @LurkAtHomeMom My 4 year old spilled water on his bathing suit, so he can't go in the pool until he changes and this is why vodka is a thing. 12:51 PM - 16 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 Ashley Austrew @ashleyaustrew "I want a snack." - my kids, while they're eating 08:44 PM - 25 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22 Mommy Owl @Lhlodder I'm just a mom, standing in front of my husband, trying to say something that I can no longer remember cause my kid interrupted us 75 times. 04:37 PM - 02 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23 Snowflake Cher @House_Feminist I took my kids' screens away so we could spend some quality time together and it turns out they are really terrible to be around 04:43 PM - 22 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Want awesome parenting tips in your inbox twice a week Sign up for the BuzzFeed Parents newsletter This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.