24 British Drunk Foods That Will Confuse The Rest Of The WorldSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 2 Feb 2017 24 British Drunk Foods That Will Confuse The Rest Of The World No one does carbs better. by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 A gloriously greasy doner kebab View this photo on Instagram instagram.com The gold standard of British drunk food. 2 Chips topped with a questionable curry sauce Twitter: @nuggetstumpblog It's not any type of curry you'd eat alongside rice, but it's the perfect topping for chips. 3 And chips drowned in gravy View this photo on Instagram instagram.com The soggier, the better. 4 Chicken from a fried chicken shop View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Best served with a can of Rio, or maybe even a Rubicon if you're feeling really fancy. 5 A cheeky Pot Noodle Twitter: @ChelseaaHouldey Relatively safe to make while you're completely and utterly pissed. 6 Pizza from a dodgy shop Flickr: lancashire / Creative Commons Not a pizza from some American company or a nice authentic pizza place, but one from a standard high street kebab shop. 7 And pizza topped with kebab meat Flickr: nooe / Creative Commons It's the best of both worlds. 8 A nice simple chip butty Twitter: @PeripateNic A bit of carb on carb action. Let's not even get into the naming controversy. 9 A burger from a van View this photo on Instagram instagram.com There's just something about a burger van burger that makes it stand head and shoulders above all other burgers. 10 And a microwaveable one Flickr: isriya / Creative Commons The only time it should be acceptable to eat a Rustlers burger is when you're too drunk to make a coherent order at the kebab shop. 11 Cheese melted on toast using a microwave Flickr: takazo / Creative Commons You feel like a culinary genius after drunkenly making it without incident. 12 The Scottish munchie box View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Just a giant orgy of takeaway food. 13 Deep fried Mars bar Flickr: eltpics / Creative Commons On the surface this one sounds like it shouldn't work at all, but somehow the warm melted chocolate creates a taste sensation that's actually pretty damn good. 14 A bowl or two of cereal View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Worse case scenario while making this one is that you leave the milk out of the fridge overnight. 15 Cheesy chips Flickr: isriya / Creative Commons Cheese and chips, what's not to love? 16 Chips with cheese and gravy View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Obscene. 17 Jumbo sausage View this photo on Instagram instagram.com A regular-sized sausage just won't do when you're drunk. 18 Jumbo sausage in batter Flickr: bmjames / Creative Commons If in doubt, just add batter. 19 Mccain microwave chips Twitter: @AdamGeary1 Surprisingly they are still available. 20 Parmo Flickr: samsmith / Creative Commons A regional dish from the North East, Parmo, it's essentially just chicken in breadcrumbs topped with Parmesan sauce and a healthy dose of cheese. 21 Steak bakes for those lucky enough to live somewhere with a late night Greggs View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Yes, these do exist and we honestly need more of them. 22 Pie from a chip shop Twitter: @Lloyd_Rees Nothing compares to piping-hot Pukka. 23 Doner meat and chips served in a pitta View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @latif.uk There's no need for salad – it only takes up space that could be occupied by more meat. 24 Just a plain block of cheese Flickr: allisonandmatt / Creative Commons So wrong, yet so, so right. Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink TastyGet all the best Tasty recipes in your inbox! Sign up for the Tasty newsletter today!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.