19 Tweets About London That Are Never Not FunnySkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 29 Oct 2017 19 Tweets About London That Are Never Not Funny You're heading to Croydon? Have you got your passport ready? by Ben HenryBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 tm @txmxo londoner: hi northerner: hiGH like your house prices honestly you couldn't pay me to live in london enjoy your smog-infested bubble 09:56 PM - 02 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 TechnicallyRaarrrghh @TechnicallyRon Uber leaves London. Thousands of media types simply wander into strangers cars and scream locations at them. Chaos ensues. London crumbles. 10:39 AM - 22 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 dopamine @cvxis aged 29 and I just bought my first apartment in london, hard work pays off, no mortgage no worries #TrustGodsPlan … https://t.co/7JI8IiZaOp 08:44 PM - 22 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Ryan @CPRST_ "I'm from South London" First of all, you're from Kent 01:30 PM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 Twitter: @MrPOS_ 6 Chuck Thomas @chuckthomasuk Following the success of the #NightTube, Southern Rail have announced that they might start running trains during the day. 11:52 AM - 20 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 moanup @moanup Oddly enough, Major Tube Disruption is also my porn name 09:15 AM - 09 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 Akeem @Keemzofficial " This bus terminates here please take all your belongings with you" 02:25 PM - 28 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 Héctor Bellerín @CharlieVincett OMFG I'M IN LONDON AND A TWISTER JUST WENT PAST ON LONDON BRIDGE 03:38 PM - 16 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 Twitter: @TheSanPlanet 11 Twitter: @ProfessorKumi 12 TechnicallyRaarrrghh @TechnicallyRon "Londoners need to be more afraid" Nah, we're British, we only panic about a light snow or finding out we're out of milk. 02:06 PM - 15 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour Luxury accommodation to let in East London. Spacious double room, well ventilated, close to amenities. £1,500pcm. 10:42 AM - 08 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Scott Bryan @scottygb Rule for Londoners: if you are sitting in the driving seat of a DLR train you must look like you are enjoying yourself, or don’t sit there. 09:00 PM - 12 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 Twitter: @shanalala_ 16 Daniel Ayers @yodaniel 20yrs of personal tube platform expertise and competitive commuting advantage rendered useless by some green paint. 10:03 AM - 12 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Andrew Blakeley @ABlakeley Amazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born. 03:30 PM - 04 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 benj @luxton_ben "I'm from North London" First of all, you're from Hertfordshire 09:48 PM - 19 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 TechnicallyRaarrrghh @TechnicallyRon I am outside London. The air is terrifyingly fresh. Everyone is 8000 years old. No one knows what a pint should cost. Just saw a cow. Help. 03:13 PM - 05 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.