23 Tweets About The Boat Blocking The Suez Canal That Are Straight Up HilariousSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 26 Mar 2021 23 Tweets About The Boat Blocking The Suez Canal That Are Straight Up Hilarious "Hey is the Suez Canal really slow for anyone else right now?" by Ben ArmsonBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Jamie Jones @JamieDMJ 06:53 PM - 25 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @JamieDMJ 2 Callum S @SimpGanassi Gonna tell my kids this was the Suez Canal blockage 08:43 AM - 25 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SimpGanassi 3 Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks My ambitious plan to free the boat is to push a huge cotton swab up the canal 05:33 PM - 25 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @KarlreMarks 4 Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman Is your child texting about the Suez Canal boat? BRB - Bow Really Bulbous LOL - Lack Of Leeway CBA - Canal Blocked, Asshole LMFAO - Lol, Mother Fucker Aground, Oh! BYOB - Boat Yeeted On Bank WTF - What The Frigate BTW - Boat Totally Wasted 09:07 AM - 26 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @hansmollman 5 h. p. heisler @hpheisler I love that the boat is stuck because every other piece of global news is so hard to comprehend or explain. The boat? It's just stuck. Stuff won't go. Boat needs to be not stuck. That's it. 09:22 PM - 24 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @hpheisler 6 Russell #NoSleepTilEverGivenIsFree @Medic_Russell Can’t imagine playing out your worst day on the world stage for everyone to make jokes. I’m showing solidarity with the Ever Given. Will you? 07:00 PM - 25 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Medic_Russell 7 Jo @jo_bromilow I’m not sorry 05:52 PM - 25 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jo_bromilow 8 pronoun enforcement officer @Lubchansky having a nice time imagining i'm the big boat. the world cries out for me to stop destroying global commerce. my response? toot toot :) 03:46 PM - 25 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Lubchansky 9 Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @CSMFHT 01:00 AM - 25 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @CSMFHT 10 Katy / krfabian @krfabian my name is Boat and wen im tired (but shipping werk is still required) then all I want is lyttle snooze i turn to side i blok the Sooz 07:02 PM - 24 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @krfabian 11 ??????? ? @PerthshireMags 07:24 PM - 24 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @PerthshireMags 12 Buitengebieden @buitengebieden_ They need this dog at the Suez Canal immediately.. 04:56 PM - 25 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @buitengebieden_ 13 Ken Jennings @KenJennings Hey is the Suez Canal really slow for anyone else right now? 12:28 AM - 26 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @KenJennings 14 leon @leyawn haha what if i was stuck in the suez canal what would you do noooo lol i’m so big and wide ? i’m blocking a vital seaborne trade passageway ? come help me baby... 04:18 PM - 25 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @leyawn 15 Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA Yeah sex is good but have you ever got your boat stuck in the Suez Canal and blocked 10% of the world’s trade? 04:51 PM - 25 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ParikPatelCFA 16 Abby Tomlinson @twcuddleston “I once blocked the Suez Canal” 08:58 AM - 26 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @twcuddleston 17 Existential Comics @existentialcoms Why isn't there a livestream of the ship stuck in the Suez Canal? I feel that would be very relaxing to watch and make me feel a lot better about my own problems. 08:07 PM - 25 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @existentialcoms 18 jonathan nunn @demarionunn so long suckers! i rev up my big boat and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely horizontal on the suez canal 05:53 PM - 25 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @demarionunn 19 the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing I knew there were hot pants on that ship 11:00 PM - 25 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lukeisamazing 20 cathy @catherinebouris I want you to park that big container ship right in this little canal 11:40 PM - 25 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @catherinebouris 21 Ben Clark @BenPappyClark The Suez Canal: 09:14 AM - 25 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BenPappyClark 22 James Ball @jamesrbuk have we done this one yet? 10:57 AM - 25 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jamesrbuk 23 Zaina Erhaim @ZainaErhaim What is happing in #SuezCanal today explained. #Egypt 10:21 AM - 24 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ZainaErhaim Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.