19 Tweets About Kids That Will Make You Laugh Even If You Don t Have Any

19 Tweets About Kids That Will Make You Laugh Even If You Don t Have Any

19 Tweets About Kids That Will Make You Laugh Even If You Don't Have AnySkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 21 Sept 2017 19 Tweets About Kids That Will Make You Laugh Even If You Don t Have Any "Im at the Disney theater & when they started playing that Frozen song all the kids threw their hands up like Hot in Here came on in the club" by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 lil jon lovitz @nbadag [meeting my coworker's toddler] KID: you're a peepee poopoo!! ME: hahaha listen little man [kneeling down, dead serious] you are 03:10 AM - 30 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 hannah @MUMSIEesq ME: There was an old woman— 4YO: How old? M: Old. —who lived in a shoe 4: What shoe? ME: Please hold all questions until the end on this one 11:23 PM - 21 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Valerie @ValeeGrrl SON: you're pretty ME: aww SON: even when you just waked up you're so pretty ME: awww SON: can i have Doritos for lunch ME: there it is 12:18 PM - 16 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 ROB FEE @robfee Im at the Disney theater & when they started playing that Frozen song all the kids threw their hands up like Hot in Here came on in the club 11:32 PM - 18 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 eric @ericsshadow My youngest is being tested for the gifted program at his elementary school and my other son thinks his toothbrush is haunted. 02:12 AM - 25 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 Tim @Playing_Dad [At dinner] Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat? Me: Probably like 90% D: So it's 10% balls? Me: *spits out food* 12:39 AM - 03 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 The Glad Stork @TheGladStork I cut the crust off my daughter's PB&J and I swear to god I heard her whisper that I'm her bitch now. 06:29 PM - 29 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 dadpression @Dadpression My 3 year old tried to remove a stain from our couch by using a dinosaur to fight it. 04:02 PM - 12 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn 3-year-old: *dances while walking* Me: I need you to walk faster. 3: *does faster dance moves* 04:17 PM - 18 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 Jess @jessokfine My 2yo said she is a grown up. I told her she isn't, that she is a toddler. She replied, "No, I'm a grown up. I'm going to touch knives." 02:16 AM - 29 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 Valerie @ValeeGrrl My son thinks he could win American Ninja Warrior but first he needs to get thru the grocery store without his legs getting "wobbly & sore." 02:07 AM - 08 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Josh @iwearaonesie Give your kid a phone so they can call in case of an emergency or tell you what they want to be for Halloween or say they saw a squirrel or 05:16 PM - 07 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 elizabeth williams @Elizasoul80 My son just asked me if cats can have babies when they aren't married and I told him yes, but I honestly don't know. 12:19 AM - 01 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Valerie @ValeeGrrl Me: [in bathroom] 7yo: [knocks] MOMMY? Me: Yeah pal 7: IT'S ME Me: I know 7: YOUR SON Me: Knew that too 05:26 PM - 19 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 The Untastic Mr Fitz @UnFitz That awful moment when your kid asks to watch "Anal-stasia" and you're not sure if it's a cute mistake or if she saw your browser history. 08:03 PM - 20 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Better off Dad @SladeWentworth Childproof your house all you want. They still get in. 10:53 AM - 28 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 rachelle mandik @rachelle_mandik the small child points to my head and chants, i want a balloon, i want a balloon, but changes her tune when i let my head float free 05:10 PM - 13 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 beth has had it @bourgeoisalien My son asked what's it like to be a mom so I asked him what he wants to do today and kept saying "No, we'll do what I want" until he cried. 03:08 PM - 28 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 Mom Psychologist @mompsychologist 5yo and her friend just ended an argument by deciding they would "have a piece of cheese and calm down" So, yeah, she's mine. 01:12 AM - 14 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.
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