There Is So Much Death In "Hollyoaks" It Is UnbelievableSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemap Posted on 29 Mar 2017 There Is So Much Death In Hollyoaks It Is UnbelievableSomeone died in Hollyoaks while I was writing this article. by Scott BryanBuzzFeed TV EditorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Have you ever noticed metro.co.uk that there s a fuckload of death in Hollyoaks Channel 4 / Line Pictures / Via youtube.com That's Maddie being killed by a falling car door in Hollyoaks in 2012. Whenever a Hollyoaks death was in the news we would mention it on Slack our work chatroom BuzzFeed / Slack Apologies for the typo. I still regret "ridicukous" to this day. The deaths and speculation of death happens time and time and time and time and time again BuzzFeed / Slack Every time a person from Hollyoaks did anything not in Hollyoaks we would always joke about it Slack / BuzzFeed We've been talking about it for about 18 months now. Then one day I came across this page on Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org A Wikipedia of all of the modern deaths on Hollyoaks. It contains many fun death anecdotes like this en.wikipedia.org For example Ash and Doug were killed when a bomb was mistakenly brought by Clare to a house party Channel 4 / Lime Pictures / Via youtube.com You read that right. Then there s this one en.wikipedia.org So I checked it out and it actually happened Channel 4 / Lime Pictures / Via youtube.com She died while the wedding photos were being taken. Then there s 2006 en.wikipedia.org So I checked it out and yes that did happen Channel 4 / Lime Pictures / Via youtube.com 2015 was quite a year en.wikipedia.org Spoiler alert The injections were by this woman on the left Channel 4 / Lime Pictures / Via youtube.com She is also now dead. RIP. And then there s poor Mrs Burke en.wikipedia.org How could the cause of your death be "unknown"? Some of the deaths don t really contrast that well with the closing music from Hollyoaks afterwards View this video on YouTube youtube.com That's Nathan, who died in February from falling from scaffolding. Two weeks ago we wrote a post about John Paul McQueen James Sutton leaving Hollyoaks and the goddamn brilliant mid-noughties indie affair he had with Craig Guy Burnet Channel 4 / Lime Pictures Underneath that article we received this comment buzzfeed.com Of course. How silly of us. So how many deaths are in Hollyoaks Well Digital Spy researched it and found that there are 2 45 murders every single year digitalspy.com THAT'S 2.45 MURDERS EVERY SINGLE YEAR. Then there are these YouTube videos that do Hollyoaks death countdowns as if it is Top of the Pops youtube.com This is a fan video. And in the time that it has taken me to write this article someone on Hollyoaks has been literally murdered Channel 4 / Lime Pictures / Via Twitter: @Hollyoaks FFS. Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink TV and MoviesGet all the best moments in pop culture & entertainment delivered to your inbox.This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.