19 Tweets That'll Make Everybody Laugh, Except You CarolSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 24 Aug 2017 19 Tweets That ll Make Everybody Laugh Except You Carol I really want to know who this "Carol" is tbh. by Ben HenryBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Audrey Porne @AudreyPorne hate when people say "if u think this is better than sex, u haven't had good sex!", like no, maybe you've just never had good lasagna, Carol 08:49 AM - 04 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 k e e t ? @KeetPotato [schmoozing at fancy dinner] me: im a private investigator wife: you're allowed to say gynaecologist, keith me: people are eating, linda 01:54 PM - 19 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Sage Boggs @sageboggs Oh really, Carol? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take you to mind your own business 02:48 PM - 06 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Emily Barry @EmiBarry "Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know" Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL 02:51 AM - 26 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 glam cabal @themiltron Baby Bear: Someone’s been eating my porridge! Mama: That’s wonderful, dear. Papa never eats Mama’s porridge anymore. Papa: Jesus, Linda... 11:47 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 loni del rey @LoniBryantt It's OK if you're older and hate millennials that's fine but next time you can't figure out how to print a word doc DONT ASK ME CAROL 02:47 PM - 17 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Fro Vo @fro_vo Wife: we have to get rid of these ants Me: if u don't look at them they disappear Wife: that's ignorant Me: i know the technical term linda 05:07 PM - 24 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 Goddamnit Jamie @Jay_FrickinLynn *slams hands on table* HOW DID BUZZ KNOW TO FREEZE AROUND HUMANS IF HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A TOY, CAROL? 06:58 PM - 02 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 Patrick McLellan @pmclellan I brought my Beats headphones to work, and instead of being left alone, I've had 7 rap battles and am in the finals against A$AP Carol. 03:48 PM - 20 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 k e e t ? @KeetPotato wife: "you promised you wouldnt buy anything stupid with our lottery winnings" me: [covering penguin's ears] "he can hear you linda" 02:06 PM - 19 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 GoaT FacE @EndhooS [Opens hand sanitiser] ＳＵｂｍｉＴ ＹｏＵｒ ＳＯｕＬ ｔＯ ＥｔｅｒｎＡＬ ＨｅＬＬ ｆｉＲｅ [closes lid] wtf? [looks at label] LINDA YOU BOUGHT HAND SATANISER AGAIN 02:50 PM - 20 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Fro Vo @fro_vo [Date] Me: how about a drink? get whatever floats your boat Her: thanks! i'll have a mai tai Me: *glaring* you float a boat with water karen 10:22 PM - 01 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Noah Kinsey @thenoahkinsey If you didn't wanna hear "Baby smell is biology preventing the mom from eating it," you shouldn't have invited me to the baby shower, Carol! 02:44 PM - 16 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424 Me: Hi, thanks for meeting with me. Oh is it pronounced Caroline or Carolynn? Her: anything is fine Me: ........ok Sarah, let's get started. 01:04 PM - 14 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 k e e t ? @KeetPotato kid dressed as dog: "trick or treat" me: wife: "give him some chocolate then" me: "i don't want to kill him linda" 02:03 PM - 31 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 alex romero @whosalexander i hate when old people say that tattoos are a waste of money like okay Debra you have a cabinet full of expensive plates no one can use 01:12 AM - 17 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Audrey Porne @AudreyPorne "Sexy role play.. I'll be a dentist." "I'm here for my appointment" "Did you book in with Karen first?" "No?" "Please leave, I'm very busy." 11:50 PM - 20 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 Liam Dryden @LiamDrydenEtc "Millennials are so entitled!" Aye well I don't see 20-somethings screaming for the manager because their coupon expired a month ago, Janet 12:54 AM - 23 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 GoaT FacE @EndhooS *Wife blows me a kiss from across the room* *I pretend to catch it* *I walk over to the window and toss it outside* "Grow up Karen" 02:16 PM - 19 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.