19 Tweets That'll Make You And Your Bank Account CrySkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 20 Aug 2017 19 Tweets That ll Make You And Your Bank Account Cry *cries in insufficient bank funds* by Ben HenryBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Learn About Weed @LearnMarijuana *about to check bank account* Me: "I'm guessing I should probably have about $200 left" *bank account*: $3.64 Me: 11:53 PM - 08 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 reggie @1942bs me finding out who's been spending all my money 11:28 PM - 29 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 what @chanelpuke "I had $600 in my account and I spent $20. I should have $580 left." *checks account* -$150.98 02:18 AM - 13 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Parentpains @Parentpains Thought I had $707 in my bank account, turns out it was "LOL" and I was holding my statement upside down. 03:05 PM - 17 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 Spanky McDutcherson @thatdutchperson Just called the bank for my account info and a voice whispered 'If you break the pack in half, Ramen noodles can last you two days.' 03:54 AM - 23 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 shut up, mike ginn @shutupmikeginn Someone should make a food app that connects to your bank account and only lists restaurants you can afford, could call it Welp 10:51 PM - 12 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Alien Skier @ClichedOut I totally get your eyebrows. My bank account is overdrawn, too. 11:07 PM - 04 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 SixStringTrucker @MrEd_EVH Me - I'm not in the mood to work today My bank account - you better GET in the mood 06:26 AM - 31 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 Blue Moon @Bluestmoon_ I don't mean to brag, but I'm in my 30's and my bank account makes me look 21. 12:53 AM - 25 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 JayWhole2 @JayWhole2 I hate ramen noodles. *Checks bank account balance* I love ramen noodles! 02:33 AM - 20 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 Lisa @lasergirl70 I keep checking my bank account like a hungry person checking an empty refrigerator. Neither one is going to magically be full. 10:10 PM - 13 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 swista @Corstador "Your account ending in 4535 has an account balance of - " 05:10 PM - 15 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 ㅤㅤHarrison Banks @HvrrisonLdn "Would you sleep in a haunted house for £600million?" Me: 12:54 PM - 16 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 dream ghoul @TheDreamGhoul MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead* MUGGER: ??? ME: I'm thinking. 01:39 AM - 24 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 khev @indianschoolboi got bit by a rattlesnake 06:48 PM - 06 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @datassque 16 Marta Effing @MartaEffing Between bank balances, my weight and age, math makes me more emotional than I ever thought possible. 04:14 PM - 04 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 ƒєiѕту мυηкii @MunkMania HIM: What are you doing? ME: Hiding some more money in the couch. Can't trust the banks you know. HIM: How much is in there? ME: $5.40 03:21 PM - 25 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 pakalu papito @pakalupapito Me: Treat yo self My Bank Account: DO NOT TREAT YO SELF 11:30 AM - 08 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 Jersey @better_off_dad I keep forgetting my passwords so I changed them all to one that's super easy for me to remember: InsufficientFundsContactYourBank00.00 02:50 PM - 26 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.