21 Food Observations That'll Make You Say "Fuck, That's So True"Skip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 20 Sept 2017 21 Food Observations That ll Make You Say Fuck That s So True You will ALWAYS use more garlic than you need. by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 This is what happens when you cook spinach shut up, mike ginn @shutupmikeginn Cooking spinach 03:51 AM - 31 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 You ll never get the perfect amount of pasta Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour How to cook the perfect amount of pasta: 1. Pour out how much you think you need 2. Wrong 06:14 PM - 23 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Avocados are incredibly temperamental Elspeth @elspetheastman Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: I'M RIPE NOW Avocado: okay you were in the bathroom so I rotted 06:45 PM - 18 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Appetisers are the work of a genius emba @unofficialemba Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like "we should pregame this food w more food" and I think that's really beautiful 12:39 AM - 06 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 You will inevitably use more garlic than you need Mario Castañeda @wrackune How much garlic recipes call for vs how much I use 10:33 PM - 25 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 Grated cheese is one of the easiest things to get carried away with GoaT FacE @EndhooS Parmesan Sir? "Yes please" Say when. *Grates Parmesan* Sir? "..." *Grates fingers* SIR? "..." *Grates entire hand* Please...I have a family. 10:11 AM - 08 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Your dipping style drastically changes with age anthony clark @anjame_ eating salsa as a kid vs eating it now 08:17 PM - 10 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 Most relationships are based around one important decision Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw 90% of a relationship is figuring out where to eat 08:14 PM - 26 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 It doesn t get any worse than this geothebio / Tumblr / Via geothebio.tumblr.com 10 Pizza crust is of the utmost importance View this post on 11 You can t unsee this detail about quinoa once you see it @flexxistential ok but why does quinoa look like a bowl of tiny condoms 05:49 PM - 11 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Finding a chunk of cookie dough is borderline erotic angryladies / Tumblr / Via angryladies.tumblr.com 13 A single vegetable can change your life no @tbhjuststop me after eating one piece of broccoli 02:44 AM - 15 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Unbranded sandwiches are unreasonably suspicious emma @emchadders Does anyone else actually have nightmares about unbranded rogue corner shop sarnies like this?? Who made it?? Who B… https://t.co/OCniOH0J7k 11:03 PM - 14 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 It s way easier to get your daily recommended amount of crisps ㅤTJ @Nachos0verHoes funny how 5 pieces of fruit/veg a day seems impossible but 6 packets of crisps & 4 packs of biscuits in 1 sitting is no challenge whatsoever 08:14 PM - 12 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Everyone s eaten some of this FREDDY @FreddyAmazin ever just said "fuck it" and ate the paper too? 11:26 PM - 11 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Fish fingers are a food of the people #GSAP @Stormzy1 I hate when I see fish fingers on the kids menu why is it for kids they're for everyone 09:39 AM - 30 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 Biscuits belong anywhere EXCEPT the biscuit tin Indian Stats @Indian_stats Why are there biscuits in the sewing kit tin? 01:51 PM - 23 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 Potato smileys are an oddly patronising food Matt Murphy @maattmurphy Hate these wee pricks , actual sit on yer plate n laugh at ye cos yer dinner is shite 06:46 PM - 16 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20 There s something weirdly invasive about fortune cookies BeardSpice @BeardSpice Fortune Cookie: YOU JUST BROKE MY HOUSE IN HALF AND NOW YOU'RE READING MY JOURNAL 10:58 PM - 22 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 And your debit card is probably judging you Toni childs @h0ney_nee Bitch you eating again ?!!! -my debit card 05:12 PM - 09 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.