Couples Are Sharing The Dumbest Things They've Argued Over And It's As Hilarious As It Is PettySkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 7 Dec 2021 Couples Are Sharing The Dumbest Things They ve Argued Over And It s As Hilarious As It Is Petty All I can say is don't get Dominos' without your partner. by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to share the pettiest thing they and their partner have ever argued about Here are some of their answers 1 In a hypothetical where my boyfriend was permanently turned into a sentient goldfish I said I MIGHT eventually move on "That was a mistake I’m still paying for lol," —ashlyngrace 2 I was gifted a pepper mill by my boss My S O thought it was silly that they would take pepper and form it into little balls just for people to grind up again He did not believe me that peppercorns are a thing and the pepper one typically buys in a grocery store is *ground up* "Thank God he's cute" —willowfatty7 3 My ex tried to argue that seatbelts weren t safe and shouldn t be worn because they can cut you in half if worn wrong Once I realized he wasn t joking and truly believed seatbelts were dangerous we had a legitimate argument about it I couldn t rise above the stupidity of what he was saying —mirandawhitten 4 Our first ever row was about whether Diet Coke and Coke Zero have the same recipe —larab4aef8e04b 5 Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FOX 6 One time my boyfriend went to Dunkin Donuts and got me a coffee and nothing else I can t have coffee When I asked why he didn t get me a donut instead he said I don t know "We didn’t talk for like a day, and then he got me pizza and all was forgiven." —blindmice123 7 We just got married and got a bunch of kitchen stuff including silverware I don t like the spoons so I brought over the ones I had at my parents house – they re deeper and I just like them Anytime I ask for a spoon my husband always gives me the wrong ones the ones we got for our wedding Last night I don t know why it just irked me so much that I literally threw a tantrum and went into depth about how much I hate the new spoons and I only want to use my spoons from my parent s house My husband stared at me and I ended up just going to sleep with no dinner because I was that mad about the spoons —r4ebb0a0af 8 My partner and I have more than once had explosive arguments about whether or not Jerry Seinfeld is funny he is a fan I am not Tears have been shed on both sides "This is one of the only things we ever fight about." —plrldlgdo 9 Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC 10 My husband is not a fan of spoilers of any kind when it comes to TV series I on the other hand love them and like watching teasers for episodes but usually make sure to watch them alone Last week we were catching up on Insecure and at the end of the episode as he is well aware of they show a maybe 30 second teaser for the next episode He sits there watching it with me before he realizes what s going on freaks out and then closes the laptop and says Why would you let me watch that "Wouldn’t talk to me for the rest of the night lol." —ninablack 11 Our one and only right was during lockdown when he had done a food shop and I was unpacking and he didn t pick me up any peppers which I put in everything even though it was on the list I asked him where the peppers were and he said he must ve forgot them I was moping about it and he started to make fun of me for being annoyed which then resulted in us having to sit in separate rooms because I was grumpy and he kept trying to diffuse it by making light of the situation which made it worse "It’s funny now though. Plus he’s never forgotten peppers again." —rhonaa437bccc0c 12 Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Channel 4 13 A cup An actual cup It was an argument about who put it on the table this has argument lasted 20 years —rachaeldown82 14 During the first year of us dating we fought about pineapple juice and whether it should be refrigerated or not We argued for so long that we almost broke up over it We were about to go on a 4 day camping trip with each other and I remember thinking Oh my god do I wanna be stuck with this person alone in the wilderness for 4 days "Thankfully we didn’t break up and have been together for 5 years. We now make it a point to just let the small things go. It’s not worth it to prove a point that doesn’t matter to begin with." —emberdahlia 15 Me and my boyfriend hardly ever argue maybe once a year at most but recently we got really heated over whether an actress on TV had good cheekbones or just good contouring I was Team Cheekbones he was Team Contour We never once strayed from the topic and we both got so angry It was beyond irrational —thetimble 16 The most serious fight my husband and I have ever had about something petty was about who was right in Captain America Civil War Cap is right and Tony is a hypocrite for my stance Raised voices didn t speak to each other for hours afterwards "We still can't have a sensible conversation about it without getting heated." —alyseh4ab2ce42f 17 Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Channel 4 18 We have a couple of games that we play together often He progressed in one of them in single player mode I progressed in another one in retaliation We ve both learned from our betrayals —lulupanda57 19 My ex was being an absolute child because he wanted takeout for tea and not the food I d cooked He was making a right performance over it so I took the plate off him and threw the whole thing in the bin Then when he went out to get takeout he didn t take his keys so I went out too so he had no way of getting back in and had to eat it in his car Prick —katerumtruffle 20 The most recent was about which of us spilled a drink off the end table and onto the couch I swear he kicked my drink off the table and he swears I moved a pillow and that knocked it It got so heated I ended up going to a girlfriend s house that night and when I got home the next morning the argument continued —danielleg43d0c3abf 21 Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Apatow Productions 22 My now ex-boyfriend and I fought about the pronunciation of the singer Amerie s name He kept calling her Ann Marie and I said it s pronounced A Marie He went on and on about how I was wrong and everyone he knows says Ann Marie I said That girl has never said her name that way and you and your friends are wrong He then went on about how me and my friends always have to be right to which I responded that we are I stopped talking to him for days until he apologized and told me I was right —sstar1288 23 I had been going on for days about how I had wanted Domino s pizza but we never got any My fiancé and his friends at work decided to order Domino s on one of their shifts and when I found out I flipped out I acted like it was the end of the world The next day I ordered Domino s and didn t offer him any The pettiness is real —taylor1998 Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity. 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