21 Times Glaswegians Were Hilarious OTT And Extra As FuckSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 16 May 2017 21 Times Glaswegians Were Hilarious OTT And Extra As Fuck Glasgow, where going overboard is just a way of life. by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 When this guy trained a group of crows to follow him and his dog everywhere they go reddit.com "He's usually to be found in Alexandra Park with hundreds of crows around him and his dog sitting patiently." Metal as fuck. 2 When Jimmy s nan bought him condoms Twitter: @jimmykieron Condoms with her face on them, no less. "I'll be watching you." Argh. 3 When this grandma handed in her notice in style Twitter: @_kaitlynmcgrory Oan yersel', Marlene. 4 And when this granny wasn t going to let a little thing like the truth get in the way of getting on TV Twitter: @Leighaaan She looks so smug. 5 When this happened imgur.com ????????? 6 When this blue-haired hero held an impromptu counselling session with a fox Twitter: @teacakeman 7 And when this woman tried to give CPR to a dead pigeon Charlotte @Charlismyname Meanwhile in Glasgow... #pigeonCPR 05:14 PM - 18 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Spoiler alert: She definitely shouldn't quit her day job to become a vet. 8 When a chippy decided to milk this celebrity visit for all it s worth imgur.com "Justin Bieber Haggis Special" sounds like a really weird sex position. 9 When someone invented postal reality Tinder imgur.com "Hi, I'm Robin. I have very long finger nails on my right hand and my flat smells of stale curry. My toilet is a small cupboard." *Swipes right* 10 When Auntie Maria told it like it is Twitter: @poshtitspinkyup "Half a hunner, still a stunner." 11 When this wean went all out at Halloween Twitter: @jadehawe82 12 And when these lassies went to their work party as a booze carry-out Twitter: @scottish_tweets Nice. 13 When this guy casually sparked up while taking his pet lizard for a walk Twitter: @BistuaNuova 14 And when someone decided to sell an iguana View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @laisdavidson Seems legit. 15 When this business owner went radge and shunted a car away from his shop with a forklift Twitter: @ScottishSun The car was legally parked, but he DGAF. 16 When this wee lad pretended to be an opera singer crig @ct_hawthorne @fraserbrand pretended to be an opera singer to seduce gavins maw Sun Feb 05 18:40:04 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite (It's worth sticking the sound on for this one.) 17 When this OAP definitely acted her age Twitter: @stevens1955_i 18 When this driver was spotted rocking the most patriotic turban of all time imgur.com What a legend. 19 When England were playing Iceland so these guys made their own football shirts Twitter: @scottish_tweets Just 5p each! 20 When Julie wasn t having any nonsense imgur.com "Fork you, pal!" 21 And when this lassie made an incredibly OTT request Twitter: @grEnt_ Glaswegians: Always giving you extra. Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.