27 Jokes You'll Find Funny If You've Ever PoopedSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 14 Apr 2017 27 Jokes You ll Find Funny If You ve Ever Pooped "Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there." by Cassie SmythBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Twitter: @theDRaGnrebOrN 2 Bob Heller @Bob_Heller Don't call me a party animal then get upset that I pooped on your carpet. 07:47 AM - 23 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Andrew Ward / BuzzFeed 4 Ben @0point5twins *knock knock* "Sir, this is the police, open the door immediately" "But I'm having a poo" "We know sir, the phone box has glass sides" 09:41 PM - 10 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 CandyWhore @CruisinSoozan Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there. 04:53 AM - 11 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 BuzzFeed 7 JAY [ham] KAY @NurseMurderer I'm in that fun part of a relationship where everything is new and exciting and we are learning things about each other and I don't poop. 07:40 PM - 22 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 Kayla Yandoli / BuzzFeed 9 Zack @Mr_Kapowski "Get your poop in a group" is a childish way of saying "get your shit together" but I prefer my take of "gather the pieces of your feces" 07:40 PM - 09 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @_bryanw 11 Le Jimmy @Turbo_Jimmy Her: that's disgusting Me: sorry, I like to poo with the door open sometimes Her: you shouldn't be pooping in the car at all 08:42 AM - 12 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Casey Rackham / BuzzFeed 13 John Levenstein @johnlevenstein Sir, you do not need to moan "oh boy" when you are taking a shit in a public restroom. 08:34 PM - 04 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Twitter: @lerriesls 15 Gabe Liedman @gabeliedman guys whats it called when u poop& think ur guts r just 1 big cancer then u remember u ate beets last night 4 din? wanna know what 2 scream. 01:50 PM - 25 Apr 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 rudy :) @fruijy I took a really big poop during school and I whispered "good job" to myself then someone heard me lol 03:09 AM - 16 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @kuteboyklub 18 shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn 'Pampers' is a good product name because it implies being able to poop in your disposable underwear is a great luxury 05:49 PM - 25 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 Haejin Park / BuzzFeed 20 Mr. Hook @Phook75 "Nobody wants to hear about pooping" Actually Mom, I think you'll find that there's an entire social network dedicated to proving you wrong. 12:07 AM - 16 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 22 Sufficent Charm @SufficientCharm A ninja turdle is when you poop really fast. 04:11 AM - 12 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @leeanne_silver9 24 Amanda M-W @Manda_like_wine My 4yo just came into the living room, crying, "I don't want Santa to see me when I poo." 12:08 AM - 18 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25 Twitter: @DrGrayfang 26 Qwerty Jones @QwertyJones3 Dentist: Ok, I'm going to start drilling. "Wait! What if I have to poop?" D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better." 02:22 AM - 17 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27 Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Adam Ellis / BuzzFeed Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.