18 Real AF Problems That Only British People HaveSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 21 Oct 2017 18 Real AF Problems That Only British People Have Can't get your mates to come to the pub? Photoshop 5 pints and tell them a free round is waiting for them. by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Having to think of crafty ways to get your mates to come to the pub Twitter: @R_jackPotter 2 But also having to prove that you don t live at one James @JayGreatorex Nailed it. 07:55 AM - 16 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Because we re utterly obsessed with Spoons Seth Jacobson @sethdjacobson This is literally the worst poem ever written 02:37 PM - 20 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Having the constant fear that that there won t be enough booze Twitter: @SachaHopkins 5 Fry-ups being ruined by hipsters Líam @doktorb Oh good god, no. 07:39 AM - 07 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 And being given a half-arsed tea JakeyD @JakeDawson8 Mum forgot to do Garlic Bread with tea, more like chilli con cannot be arsed, Jane. 07:00 PM - 22 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Because garlic bread is a national treasure and should be treated as such Watson George @GeorgeTweetings FaceTiming my oven so I can see when my garlic bread is done. 03:07 PM - 29 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 Awkward small talk with your cabbie . @Ryan_McCran wis in a taxi going to work n the cunt asked "so wit is it ye do?" a replied "work in a bank mate you?" Just let me oot here mate al walk it 10:38 PM - 06 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 Measures being absurdly small in Britain meaning that going on holiday equals instantly getting trashed an even scarier Butt @Butsay_ asked for a vodka n coke last night in menorca n look at the fuckin state ae that, that's a pint glass, that's atte… https://t.co/JHg5QzwrfZ 11:58 AM - 30 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 Misunderstanding one another because of our many dialects Rian @RianThomson1 Boy behind the bar said to jason "£4 a pint £8 a pitcher" jason goes "were no wanting a photo just a pint please" 05:01 PM - 01 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 And the ever-lasting North South divide tm @txmxo londoner: hi northerner: hiGH like your house prices honestly you couldn't pay me to live in london enjoy your smog-infested bubble 09:56 PM - 02 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 TV schedules #iDontRapiMakeBeats @VMan_Music ITV2: We Played The Mummy Returns 3 times this month ITV2 to ITV2: Play it again 09:51 PM - 30 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Having to be polite at all times Dan Searle @danarchitects Everyone in England - Person A - 'alright mate, how's it going?' Person B - (lying) 'yeah good, you?' Person A - (also lying) 'yeah good' 10:06 AM - 26 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Too polite LeoFlanagan @Leo_Flanagan When you ask "Who wants a brew?" and suddenly you're making 5 cups of tea, 2 nutty mochas and a tall, non-fat latte with caramel drizzle. 06:32 PM - 06 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 Because we can t handle the truth Holly @hollbrown_ Customers just asked me what perfume I've got on, didn't have the heart to tell her I'd febreze'd myself so I said it were Marc Jacobs ffs 07:50 AM - 10 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Having to come up with different ways to say thank you because we say it so goddamn much Jake Reynolds @JakeReynoldss When you follow someone through multiple doors 02:56 PM - 06 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Soap storylines reaching an embarrassing level YT: The Focus Group @ManLikeKofii LMFAO Hollyoaks writers need to be stopped 02:12 PM - 23 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 And our reality TV shows taking it a step too far Brooke Waithe @BWaithe I’m dead 07:52 PM - 11 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.