19 Piss-Funny "Simpsons" Moments That Perfectly Sum Up ScotlandSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 18 Oct 2017 19 Piss-Funny Simpsons Moments That Perfectly Sum Up Scotland Lisa: "Can you say something nice about Scotland?" Willie: "Well, sometimes the fog comes in and covers everything terrible." by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 When they highlighted our fondness for tough love View this post on We do not mollycoddle anyone or anything. Especially not babies. 2 And our stoic refusal to experience emotions Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FOX Why hug, when you can just nod and/or call someone a "guid cunt"? 3 Or to let anyone else experience them View this post on "Stop your snivellin' and greetin', plenty have it worse." – Our national motto. 4 When they came out with this gem FOX That's haar-dly fair. 5 When they got this fact 100% right FOX Just because we're tough, doesn't mean we can't be stylish. 6 When they summed up our communication problems FOX This is what happens literally every time we try to talk to an American. 7 When they nailed our hobbies down to a tee FOX As everyone knows, we like nothing better than culling the invasive grey squirrels who are driving out the resident red squirrel population. Also, alcohol. 8 When Willie was everyone s dad at the end of a party Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FOX Singing angry songs about Culloden, the Highland Clearances, and the 3-0 defeat suffered by Scotland in the recent World Cup qualifiers first round. 9 And when he reminded you of every drunk rugby fan you ve ever sat across from on a train View this post on So many bollock-flashes. 10 When they nailed the pain of going to an away game Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FOX This is why we go en masse, as a tartan army. 11 When they summed up all Yes campaigners Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FOX They missed out the "SAOR ALBA" tattoo and stack of leaflets though. 12 When they perfectly described every single hipster food stand at every single Scottish festival Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FOX Haggis quesadillas are all well and good, but sometimes we just want a pie. 13 When they showed the end of a night out in Glasgow FOX This is 100% what happens when the lights come on in Sub Club. 14 When they had a truly excellent name for the lowest setting on Willie s new air conditioner FOX SO COLD. 15 When they showed the world what it s like to use Tinder in a small Scottish village View this post on "My only match is me." 16 And when they nailed our collective dating strategy View this post on There's 5 million of us, so it definitely works. 17 When they introduced the world to North Kilttown View this post on All Scottish people are from here. 18 When they showed Willie drinking Bucky FOX Accurate. 19 And when they summed up our age-old rivalries View this post on *rolls up sleeves* 'MON THEN. WE'LL FIGHT THE LOT OF YE. Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.