24 "First Of All" Tweets That Are So Damn Rude It's Almost FunnySkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 16 Oct 2017 24 First Of All Tweets That Are So Damn Rude It s Almost Funny First of all... by Ben HenryBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 G ?‍ @ohyeahitsg Mom: “I brought you in this world & I can take you out” First of all I’m ready to leave so. 04:32 PM - 15 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 $ @talkdatrih Niggas be thinking you a freak cause you swallowed they cum.....first of all, I was hungry. I haven’t ate in two days 02:06 AM - 10 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 b.b @Benoo_Brown “You read my message but didn’t reply” First of all I didn’t mean to read it 09:05 PM - 15 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 DJ @poeticlad Hoes be thinking they sucking good dick because I moaned “fuck”.....First of all I forgot to put the chicken out and my mom almost home. 03:23 PM - 14 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 r a m a n @Ramankaur925 “You’re 18, your parents can’t tell you what to do anymore” first of all, I’m not white 01:48 AM - 15 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 B*tch Code @TheTumblrPosts “Why you ain’t text me back” First of all experiment 623 you’re not my man, relax. 06:20 PM - 06 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Dr Atinuke @Steadi_Lady "I need a woman who can help me grow" First of all, I'm not Fertilizer. 05:10 PM - 15 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 L @L__700 "go deeper " First of all... I'm out of conspiracies 01:00 PM - 14 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 kamrie @kamrieross "damn your pussy tight af" first of all, your dick is in my ass... remove it. 08:52 PM - 12 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 Airdy @EdwardAsare_ "Can't relate with your tweets" First of all, my tweets are not your relatives 12:19 PM - 15 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 ki'. @gvldenkirstyy "but you said your 5 mins away" First of all I didn't say where I'm 5 mins away from 07:20 PM - 15 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Officially Jaded @SavvySavageee Guys be hella hype when you shake during sex. First of all you ain’t paid your bills & I’m cold. 08:30 PM - 13 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Mini . @miniradebe_ "you're so cute when you're shy " first of all, i have anxiety 11:49 AM - 15 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 miss keisha @lilnig666 “I love the way your eyes water when u suck my dick” First of all I’m depressed 10:01 PM - 13 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 . @ThatoR_ Ex: "I need closure" First of all, so does your wig. 05:47 PM - 14 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Steph Carter @CarterSteph__ "Wow handcuffs? You're freaky " First of all, you're under arrest. 11:05 AM - 15 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 BOY @AbdiTV “Go and message your other girls” First of all, you are the other girl 03:30 PM - 14 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 La Bronze James @jackieaina "all that mAkeups doesn't look naturaL" First of all, this is purple glitter eyeshadow. that's the point 06:02 AM - 16 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 Dora @_sandybeachx "Damn you really want this dick" First of all, I'm just tryna get over someone 12:50 PM - 14 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20 Imani @imanilindsay “You’re so easy to talk to.” First of all, I wasn’t even listening. 06:02 PM - 13 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 semen demon @alesacunt boys think I keep coming back bc their dick is good. Uhh first of all you're a coping mechanism 02:19 AM - 11 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22 Spooky Luchi @oluuuuuuchi “hey shorty” , first of all I’m taller than you . 08:50 PM - 08 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23 cardi bre ? @breeeyona netflix: “are you still watching” first of all i had dick in my mouth before the movie even started. 07:25 AM - 16 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24 E. @edbankzz "eat this pussy" FIRST OF ALL ..ok 09:07 PM - 14 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink