26 Genuinely Funny British Tweets For When Everything Seems A Bit ShitSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 11 Sept 2017 26 Genuinely Funny British Tweets For When Everything Seems A Bit Shit Funny tweets and Bake Off. It's all we've got left. by Robin EddsBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 ᴊᴀᴍᴇs @ffsJames_ When your mum sends you to the chippy to get some chips and doesn't ask for her change back 02:52 PM - 28 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Michael Chapman @mjc_photography When you order a muffin but are accidentally given an a-level art project about the fall of man instead 01:08 PM - 09 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Andrea Mann @AndreaMann So very, very tempted to go in and ask... 09:55 AM - 05 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Murray Foote @murrayf00te A rare outbreak of honesty on Twitter ... 10:44 AM - 03 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 Via Twitter: @unrepentantmess 6 Via Twitter: @jackbshannon 7 hats @Hattiethepirate I accidentally sat on a packet of cheddars today and heard my 4 year old niece say "oh no, my cheds" faintly from across the room 09:07 PM - 08 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 Ben Norris @BenNorris7 The BBC's new regional channel, broadcasting literally anything 04:36 PM - 25 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 T . C L Λ R K E @TyClarke__ Got bigger bags under my eyes than a year 7 with cooking and PE in the same day. 07:56 AM - 07 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 Lex Croucher @lexcanroar what's up with this dramatic movie poster font choice. how many did he kill on his first day 08:45 PM - 07 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 charlie @cutequeer96 English people will dead put anything in a sandwich. Fish fingers, chips, crisps, sausages. You name it, it's going in the fucking bread 11:08 AM - 09 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 V. @_vixx Thank goodness for the BBC. I don't pay my TV licence to see filth like "mother" on the telly. 04:04 PM - 05 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Via Twitter: @jessiecath 14 Hippolyta Loudbasket @Loudbasket If you iron Gordon Ramsay you end up with Keir Starmer. 07:03 AM - 27 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 alistair green @GreenAlistair Lady on #nakedattraction just rejected contestant because he 'didnt look confident'. He literally had his cock out on national television. 09:14 PM - 08 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Kate Wiles @katemond They saw an opportunity and they ran with it 04:27 PM - 21 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Bethany Black @BeffernieBlack "Media studies is pointless, just watching TV innit?" *Entire generation gets tricked by not being able to judge real from fake news* 12:07 PM - 08 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 Getty / Via Twitter: @afashionoddity 19 Courtney Ferrie @FerrieCourtneyy When ur a goth but the suns oot x 08:17 PM - 15 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20 LFM @LFMmag The leaked line-up for Reading and Leeds next year is unreal. 04:35 PM - 04 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 Elle @elle__olivia This hangover is not ok. Just cried cuz my chicken nugget was shaped like Italy and my ex is part Italian. 11:08 AM - 03 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22 Neil Miles @neilsmiles Well that got unexpectedly bleak 09:02 PM - 06 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23 Sam Francis @DavidSamFrancis When you're friends with kids from the year above 10:59 AM - 06 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24 daytime snaps @daytimesnaps 12:07 PM - 11 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25 Abby Tomlinson @twcuddleston I'm sorry, the old ed can't come to the phone right now...why? oh, 'cause he's dead 09:24 AM - 29 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26 Via Twitter: @RockcliffeFiles Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.