27 Phrases You Can Use During Sex And At A FuneralSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 4 Jul 2017 27 Phrases You Can Use During Sex And At A Funeral "I'm glad you came." by Becky BarnicoatBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Mandy @pandorasinbox I'm sorry, were you close? 07:46 PM - 19 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @pandorasinbox 2 reddit.com 3 young rhubarb @YoImAllergic @meganische Daddy didn't come Fri Jun 23 22:26:03 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @YoImAllergic 4 reddit.com 5 Rob Prescott @robprescott90 @pandorasinbox @Scientits "Do you need a tissue?" Tue Jun 20 08:26:09 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @robprescott90 6 reddit.com 7 Nicky Clarke @nicky_clarke @pandorasinbox @HerNameIsFarrah Thanks for coming. Tue Jun 20 09:23:14 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @nicky_clarke 8 reddit.com 9 reddit.com 10 48% Darren Mc @dumbwitness @pandorasinbox lovely spread Tue Jun 20 08:30:15 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @dumbwitness 11 reddit.com 12 Sam Schierman @samschierman @meganische I'm sorry Fri Jun 23 20:40:07 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @samschierman 13 Lunker @WsgLunker @BullsOPjayjay That was over a lot quicker than I thought. Sat Jun 24 01:52:58 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WsgLunker 14 Rob Thomas @roblavs @pandorasinbox Nudge me if I fall sleep. Mon Jun 19 22:40:50 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @roblavs 15 robert baister @B415ter @pandorasinbox I think she was suffering towards the end Tue Jun 20 10:48:36 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @B415ter 16 Mz-chief @mode_B @bbellgam @Ak_Odin That was an amazing "service" Fri Jun 23 18:46:30 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mode_B 17 Darren Jamieson @MisterDaz Things you can say at a funeral and during sex: Your sister would have loved this 10:49 AM - 21 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MisterDaz 18 Marcela Kunova @MarcelaKunova @pandorasinbox I imagine it must be very hard Tue Jun 20 14:01:48 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MarcelaKunova 19 Ben Machell @ben_machell I bet your dad's watching us with a big smile on his face 01:20 PM - 20 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ben_machell 20 James Martin @Pundamentalism I'm terribly sorry that it was so sudden. 07:29 PM - 20 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Pundamentalism 21 B @bbellgam @mode_B @Ak_Odin OMG! I didn't know it was going to be this BIG! Fri Jun 23 18:51:02 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @bbellgam 22 Andy @litebluecanary @pandorasinbox I thought he'd last longer. Mon Jun 19 20:42:55 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @litebluecanary 23 reddit.com 24 Unearthed Skull @Ghoul_of_London @pandorasinbox @PhilipHewlett It will get better, given time Mon Jun 19 23:41:02 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Ghoul_of_London 25 Stuart C Wildig @wildigital @pandorasinbox I don't know half the people here. Tue Jun 20 09:45:25 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @wildigital 26 Andrew Connell @andrewpconnell @pandorasinbox Thank you, Vicar, that was lovely. I'm sure I speak for us all when I say that. Tue Jun 20 22:53:54 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @andrewpconnell 27 Solly @solly_mark @pandorasinbox He's not here but I know he's watching us. Tue Jun 20 20:19:34 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @solly_mark Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.