23 Of The Goddamn Weirdest Things Said On "Naked Attraction"Skip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 4 Jul 2017 23 Of The Goddamn Weirdest Things Said On Naked Attraction "You are literally in buttock heaven right now." Yes, NSFW. by Scott BryanBuzzFeed TV EditorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink There s this British dating show called Naked Attraction where people decide who to date by seeing their genitals first then everything else It s intense Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com It's just come back for a second series. And I've put OMG stickers on everything because you could be reading this while you're eating or doing your taxes. The weird thing in this show is not just seeing genitals constantly and trust me there are a lot of genitals Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com Oh, and watching this show in the office for six hours straight for work without accidentally getting HR involved was rather fun. 1 No the weirdest thing about this show is what is being said as we look at everyone s genitals Like this Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com 2 And this Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com That's right. They worked out a guy's personality just by looking at his penis alone. And it turned out that he was interested in cooking. 3 When Mal was asked which person she did not want to date and the reason why Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com There was dramatic music when we saw his penis. 4 When DJ Darryl was talking about his preferences Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com I don't know what else I was expecting. 5 And then there was this observation by Anna Richardson the host of Naked Attraction Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com In fact here are some of the weirdest questions Richardson has asked the contestants on this show 6 OK so in terms of the vagina how are you feeling Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com 7 Have you ever been faced by six penises before Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com No? 8 You think you ve seen this penis before Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com 9 Do you like vaginas Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com Darryl then said: "I do. That's where I came from. And that's where I want to be." 10 Could you work with this penis Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com 11 What makes a good bum in your world Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com 12 Have you got any disastrous pubic hair stories Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com No????!!!! 13 Why have you got big old bush Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com 14 Can we talk about the pubes Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com 15 Hi Emily Can I have a look at your bum Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com Hi, Emily. 16 Oh and the weirdest Deal or No Deal question ever Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com 17 And then there was when Darryl had to choose who to date while being naked in front of two girls who were also completely naked Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com 18 This show is so damn strange Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com 19 She made her decision on my pubic hair and that s OK Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com 20 And he s Welsh Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com 21 It s not every day that you get to choose out of six naked men in a box really Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com 22 What I m taking away from this experience is that I saw a hot girl naked which is a massive massive victory for me Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com 23 Watch that tush leave Dom and be very very sad Studio Lambert / Channel 4 / Via channel4.com "You've only got yourself to blame." Naked Attraction continues on Channel 4 on Thursday at 10pm and you can catch up on All 4 Naked Attraction Is The Most Utterly Stupid Dating Show On TV buzzfeed.com Share This ArticleFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink