19 Food Fuckups That Will Make Every British Person WinceSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 12 Apr 2017 19 Food Fuckups That Will Make Every British Person Wince If I have to see it, you do too. by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 This delectable assortment of sausages beans and chips in a shiny dog bowl We Want Plates @WeWantPlates Sausage, chips and... other stuff... at Varsity, Warwick. Yes, that is a dog bowl. (Pic: @zoecarrington) Mon Jul 27 19:12:16 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 This criminal version of biscuits and gravy Luke Bailey @imbadatlife I tried making biscuits & gravy like all the Americans said, but it was fucking horrible. Don't bother trying it. 01:40 PM - 31 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 This suspicious combination that literally no one asked for Woodster ‍ @DavidJEWood Your move Waitrose 09:33 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 This unfortunate accident with a kebab Twitter: @JadeLindsay8 5 This milkshake that s swimming around in a takeaway box ali @Alic0ban Just ordered a milkshake and this fucking turned up wit the actual fuck am a meant to do with that 02:15 PM - 07 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 This sorry excuse for a cheese board Steph Kerr @stephkerr If you need cheering up, here's a photo of the time my stepmum asked for cheese and biscuits at a hotel. 12:45 PM - 01 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 This sausage being forced to pose as a train Trundle @trundleforth Yes that's a sausage on a model train going back and forth in the butcher's window. #Sheringham Thu Mar 30 16:29:19 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 This afternoon tea served on actual tennis rackets We Want Plates @WeWantPlates Bloody Wimbledon. (Pic: @msleannefraser) 06:19 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 This shepherd s pie that s been made to drink We Want Plates @WeWantPlates You can't go wrong with a classic Shepherd's Pie. Unless you're the Old George Inn, South Cerney. (Pic: @headcovers) Sun Jan 24 21:10:24 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 These desperate floating Hula Hoops MJC Glesga @MrMJCox Honestly why do I bother attempting this shit 03:20 PM - 01 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 This sad and abandoned bag of takeaway food ОРТУСУК @OPTYCYK Ordered takeaway at 4am and then fell asleep. Just found this on the front of my house. Sun Jul 10 12:11:50 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 This confusing cereal setup Dan Douglas @dandouglas fuck off only Weetabix is allowed to be in landscape Thu Mar 30 19:35:26 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 And this chocolate assimilation Ray Foley @rayfoleyshow They've made all the Roses the same shape. And I'm colourblind. Worst year ever. 08:32 PM - 21 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 This red and sticky oven meal Kieran Riley @KieranRiley123 What the fuck am I at uni with? 02:42 PM - 27 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 This Müller Corner without the corner primal scheme @pcon666 what fat gimp in ma fuckin family did this 08:08 AM - 16 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 This English breakfast served on a totally normal and not at all threatening garden spade We Want Plates @WeWantPlates To the 1,000 new followers in the last 20 minutes: welcome, breakfast is served. (Pic: @JayMeW) Tue Jun 23 08:27:58 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 This asparagus disguised as romantic daffodils megan @_meganwhite_ dad bought my mum asparagus for valentines day thinkin they were daffodils nope I am done 09:09 AM - 14 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 This alternate use for the new Toblerone design Will Foster @wgsfoster OK - I've put it to the test. The new #Toblerone looks underwhelming at best BUT it makes the perfect toast rack... 06:49 PM - 08 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 And finally this absolute tragedy Chris @chrisblighttt It's at Christmas time that we think about our loved ones and those that aren't with us anymore, RIP, gone but neve… https://t.co/ia63rqyzs6 08:12 PM - 24 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.