29 Tweets More Or Less Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Every TimeSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 7 Apr 2017 29 Tweets More Or Less Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Every Time So shines a good tweet in a weary world. by Robin EddsBuzzFeed Staff, UK FacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Amy Pound @__amypound This is the best thing I've seen all day 01:45 PM - 25 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Quinn Sutherland @ReelQuinn when your mom is late picking you up from Starfish Club 06:07 PM - 03 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Scott Allison @scottA777 Kicked out of school because I expressed myself 02:45 PM - 06 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 jd @juicyjoel_ lmao did I come on too strong? 11:54 PM - 25 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 ms TUFFANY @ms_TUFFANY Meal prepping is so tedious but SO worth it 06:24 PM - 22 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 Riswan @greppeldel me opening up to someone. 04:58 PM - 01 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 leilani @baelaani Tb to when I was high and noticed my shadow looked like Rihanna 09:08 PM - 26 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 Chris Parkes @rocknrollparksy "Tell your kids to stop kicking my seat.." 09:57 PM - 25 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 Donncha @DonnchaKnow Well there it is. The bleakest thing I have ever seen. 09:50 PM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 Van Applegate @VBagate I'm getting old. I was going to get a beautiful shot of the full moon through the budding trees for @suepalkafox5dc… https://t.co/GCdOEvBf7V 11:55 PM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 hot librarian @smack__that doggo went under for surgery and now he is DRUGGO 08:25 AM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Eldge @Sickayduh Man photos himself every month since Inauguration Day 01:00 AM - 29 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 KRIDOLLA$IGN @youngweonhi I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED Y'ALL????????????? RIP MY ICE CREAM 09:47 PM - 26 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Brock Baker @BrockBaker My favorite character in Beauty and the Beast is this dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat. 12:43 AM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 cameron @cameronmross Each booth is an alternate reality. 06:26 PM - 06 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Gregor Ford @GregorJFord Never sell a golf club on Facebook to someone from East Kilbride! 05:02 PM - 30 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 mir&uh @mirandaasantos throwback to when the car insurance lady asked my mom for front, rear, & side views but she didn't get the memo.. 02:04 AM - 25 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 Elle Oh Hell @ElleOhHell BEN AFFLECK: I'm directing a new movie and I was thinking about you for the lead role BEN AFFLECK: Well I'm obviously very flattered 08:43 PM - 15 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 Altase @Altase_ Just spent 30 minutes searching for my dads iPad 03:02 AM - 31 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20 Anna-Kay Fischer @AnnaKayFischer wo-oah we're halfway there wo-oah 01:05 AM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 baby rosalina @_rozap Saw your boyfriend at the natural history museum 02:35 PM - 03 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22 Molz @molzo6 there was an intruder alert on the security cam at my house today 09:00 PM - 04 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23 McCræ @SamuelAnnis It's been 3 days since I replaced my sisters goldfish with carrot's 09:30 PM - 05 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24 Hannah @han_NASTY Umm should I be worried about this kid from my English class 05:23 AM - 06 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25 Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters Okay. I know this cake is a number 1 and it says “Emma," but it LOOKS like a dick with balls that says “WEED" 05:00 PM - 24 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26 Andy Richter @AndyRichter So weird that IKEA named a mattress after the only requirement I have for my ladies 05:52 AM - 20 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27 Rosaleen @olenskae did...did a goose write this. 11:07 AM - 19 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28 dan mentos @DanMentos his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy there's 06:09 AM - 24 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29 Tatiana @tatianawrites how'd he have time to write all those plays then 11:17 PM - 20 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.