I, A British Person, Watched The London Scenes Of "Sharknado 5" And There Are A Few ProblemsSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 8 Aug 2017 I A British Person Watched The London Scenes Of Sharknado 5 And There Are A Few Problems This film, about tornadoes full of sharks, is partially set in London and is a tad inaccurate. by Scott BryanBuzzFeed TV EditorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink So you might have heard that Sharknado 5 a film about tornadoes full of sharks is set partially in London Syfy / Sharknado 5 America – you made so many mistakes and I have issues at how you depicted our fair city and country Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Syfy / Sharknado 5 And yes, I know that this film is about sharks in tornadoes, but I think it is important to check this out properly. Firstly the film starts with Fin Ian Ziering being told that he needs to go into a cave next to Stonehenge as it is full of ancient shark artefacts But America there are no caves anywhere near Stonehenge Syfy / Sharknado 5 There is however a busy road called the A303 near Stonehenge and we've been having an argument for about 30 years about whether we should put that road in a tunnel. BTW Stonehenge explodes and turns into a sharknado Syfy / Sharknado 5 No need to worry about sorting out the A303 tunnel now. It is at this point that our hero says this Syfy / Sharknado 5 We re then shown chaos on the streets of London America London does not look like this AT ALL Syfy / Sharknado 5 Where do I start? The traffic lights are all wrong. America our traffic lights are very distinctive Getty Images and Syfy / Sharknado 5 I ve also never seen a police station like this Syfy / Sharknado 5 It then gets weirder as we keep seeing a shot of a sharknado approaching London Bridge but when April Tara Reid abandons her car it turns out that she was actually on Tower Bridge the whole time Syfy / Sharknado 5 Then why did we keep seeing London Bridge beforehand? This is important to us Do not mess around with our bridges They are quite different Google Maps Please remember next time. Then it gets a whole lot worse because as a sharknado hits Tower Bridge this little kid says this Syfy / Sharknado 5 IT'S TOWER BRIDGE. Oh and during this scene Louie Spence a British dancer and C-list celebrity is in this car pretending to be an MI6 officer or something Syfy / Sharknado 5 They then board a bus heading to Oxbridge Downtown Airport but such an airport does not exist in London Syfy / Sharknado 5 Even the Oxbridge elites have their own airport now. :/ Oh and the London Eye falls off its stand but America I don t think it can start rolling through London like this Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Syfy / Sharknado 5 Especially for so long in multiple directions Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Syfy / Sharknado 5 Which way is it going? Our streets have many corners. Oh and this happens to Big Ben Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Syfy / Sharknado 5 Oh, and the British PM kisses Katie Price and then a shark falls on her. :/ Oh meanwhile a pub TV is showing the Today show and warns them to take cover but we don t have the actual Today show in the United Kingdom Syfy / Sharknado 5 We do however have a show called Good Morning Britain which you do feature but I should remind you guys that the British Empire doesn t actually exist in 2017 Syfy / Sharknado 5 Fin then crashes through the windows at Buckingham Palace while riding a shark that accidentally eats a crown belonging to The Queen Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Syfy / Sharknado 5 This scene continues for quite some time Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Syfy / Sharknado 5 He then retrieves this from the shark s mouth Syfy / Sharknado 5 But America this person is not our Queen Syfy / Sharknado 5 We are 10 minutes into the film. At that point the film leaves London and heads elsewhere eventually leading to a scene featuring Tony Hawk turning the Sydney Opera House into a missile defence system for some reason Syfy / Sharknado 5 Oh and Fabio Lanzoni is the pope We don t know why Syfy / Sharknado These later plot twists are fine so long as in Sharknado 6 you show viewers the correct type of traffic lights UPDATE I have been informed of another failure Twitter: @alistaircoleman You can watch Sharknado 5 on Syfy s website in the United States and on Syfy channel in the UK Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink TV and MoviesGet all the best moments in pop culture & entertainment delivered to your inbox.This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.