19 Profoundly Funny Scottish Tweets That Will Change Your Whole World ViewSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 4 Aug 2017 19 Profoundly Funny Scottish Tweets That Will Change Your Whole World View "Imagine if toast was A4 size." by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Hannah Murphy @HannahMurphy251 Pets are so weird like it's just this little individual that lives in your gaff and you can't speak to each other but you're just best mates 06:37 PM - 27 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Goudie @Goudie15 Why dae pot noodles have instructions? If ye canny figure out how tae pour hot water intae a container then ye shouldny be allowed a kettle 09:59 PM - 22 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 ryan @ryanrochford1 its mad to think that if you buy a triple sandwich at Tesco, someone else is eating the other half of the same sandwich 02:13 PM - 28 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Nugent @MattNugentYC I'm off to bed 09:39 PM - 27 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 Carabine @RyanCarabine_ mental tae hink that you nd a pal ae urs won't be able to go to each others funeral, blew ma mind 08:54 PM - 09 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 DT @dov97 Why do we say Sean like shon but we dinny say bean like bon 07:14 PM - 22 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 hannah pickup ‍ @madeforpickup imagine if toast was a4 size 09:25 PM - 29 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 rachel @rachelbissett How sad is it that one day was the last time you went out to play with ur pals n you never even realised it 09:18 PM - 14 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 Alexander McNeil @McneilAlexander Mad how yie get 6 points and a £200fine for being on yer phone yet there's folk oot there way eyelashes on there motor n getting away wae it 05:47 PM - 03 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 67 @AndyMcGregor95 See how we've got wallpaper of New York and that in rooms, Ye hink Americans have wallpaper wae flats in the gorbals or suhin 06:31 PM - 19 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 Chloe @see_mac_ sunday thoughts 09:15 PM - 19 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 jordanbennett @j_bennett9 Fucking weird that if you wanna get to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping 11:06 PM - 15 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Graeme @fairlyoddgraeme Ave just been informed if ye say "Space Ghetto" in an American accent it sounds like "Spice Girl" in a Scottish accent and a canny stop 10:04 PM - 31 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Bdon @Brandon_Jxckson no hink it's heavy weird u blow on yer hands tae keep them warm but blow on yer tea tae to cool it down? aye well a find it weird anyway 04:53 PM - 26 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 Caitlin @CaitsEwing_ Wee bro just suggested they make Chinese menus like Avon books so u rub ur wrist on a page n smell wit u wanty eat. Tht wean is the future x 07:14 PM - 24 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Mitchell Girvin @MitchellGirvin 19 year on this planet n av just realised sweatbands on folks wrists are for wiping the sweat on their forehead n not wrist sweat 07:35 PM - 06 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Morgan McConville @morganmcconnn Why does yer mirror, front camera, back camera make ye look so different in every wan??? Wit wan is the real me 11:54 AM - 23 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 Goudie @Goudie15 Clowns are just goths on eccies 04:21 PM - 06 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 ninaa @ninagilbert7 honestly last night someone asked me if crabs think we walk sideways n a havent stopped thinkin about it since 05:22 PM - 16 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Thanks for these deep thoughts Scotland Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Giphy We will never stop thinking about them either. Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.