19 Hilarious "When I Was A Kid" TweetsSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 18 Aug 2022 19 Hilarious When I Was Younger Tweets Because We All Had Some Wild Thoughts As Kids "When I was a kid I worried that my imaginary friend thought I was the imaginary friend." by Victoria HonoréBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink It s pretty obvious that everyone was a natural comedian as a child Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CBS / Via giphy.com Kids say and think the funniest things sometimes and these 19 tweets really prove that all of us weren t alone in being strange and hilarious little things So let s get into it 1 Bill Morris @Lcars24 When I was a little kid, I thought "This little piggy went to market" meant it went shopping. It does not. 02:16 AM - 19 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Lcars24 2 oontz oontz @kyleaftrmth when i was little i thought that martha’s vineyard was martha stewart’s vineyard 04:09 AM - 14 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kyleaftrmth 3 MeowMeow @FeetiesMarie @clichedout @abarelightbulb When I was little I thought butt cheeks were the storage containers for poop and thats why they were squishy. #embarrassing 06:52 PM - 08 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @FeetiesMarie 4 T-show @klllngsleyy i miss when i was little and thought my heart was heart shaped 03:29 PM - 26 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @klllngsleyy 5 Crispy boi @CrispyFrise When I was little I thought SpongeBob was a piece of cheese and his parents were cookies 12:10 AM - 16 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @CrispyFrise 6 Dave Blass @DaveBlass When I was a kid, I really thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger issue when I was older. 08:26 PM - 09 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @DaveBlass 7 OD26 @_Od26 When I was younger I thought brown cows made chocolate milk. 07:13 PM - 09 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @_Od26 8 @ONlKASBROWSER The way that when I was younger i thought Nicki invented twerking 06:57 PM - 29 May 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ONlKASBROWSER 9 Alabi @the_Lawrenz When i was younger, I thought the only requirement needed when you own a car is to buy fuel ….. oh boy was I wrong 08:19 PM - 02 May 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @the_Lawrenz 10 Fritz Pape @fritzpape okay ill admit it, when i was younger i thought that every time someone on a jazz record was credited for "vibes" it meant they hung out at the recording session and made everything feel cool 08:09 PM - 31 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @fritzpape 11 Miranda Keeling @MirandaKeeling When I was little I thought that adults knew what was going on and how to deal with it *laughs so hard she falls off chair* 08:35 PM - 24 Apr 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MirandaKeeling 12 Fesshole ? @fesshole When I was little my parents would always have the first sip from a can of drink to take the taste of the metal away. I thought this was a real thing until I asked my partner to have the first sip of a can. I was 25. 08:25 AM - 21 Apr 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @fesshole 13 Dustin Growick ? @DustinGrowick What absolutely bonkers bodily thing did you believe when you were little? (When I was a kid I thought women had to go to the hospital when their water broke because that’s the only place you could get it repaired) 02:58 PM - 16 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @DustinGrowick 14 Emma Barbieri @emmajmb @lukasbattle I had a panic attack for the first time on Halloween when I was really little and I thought I was turning into a werewolf 10:08 PM - 16 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @emmajmb 15 Woodrow Peel @WoodyLuvsCoffee Me: When I was a kid I worried that my imaginary friend thought I was the imaginary friend. My Therapist: I can no longer help you. 12:35 AM - 16 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WoodyLuvsCoffee 16 Seth Skorkowsky @SSkorkowsky When I was a kid, I saw some old movie where a group of men arrived at a house and were offered a tray of eye-wash cups (probably for road dust). Being a kid, I thought they were drinks. Until I was 24, I was convinced there was some fancy hardcore shot you took through your eye. 02:51 AM - 14 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SSkorkowsky 17 Sophia Benoit @1followernodad When I was a kid I thought the absolute most adult thing was having a set of keys. Adults just always seemed soooo cool to me when they whipped out a big fucking keychain. I couldn’t wait to have my own keys. And guess what? I was right. It rocks. 05:54 PM - 11 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @1followernodad 18 The Honey Badger @Nance726 Dumbest thing I believed as a child: Once I’m 18 my mom can’t tell me what to do anymore 03:24 AM - 07 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Nance726 19 Felicity Hunt @thefelicityhunt i thought the bermuda triangle was gonna be a huge problem when i was younger 11:21 PM - 26 Nov 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @thefelicityhunt What were some funny things you believed as a child Let us know in the comments Share This ArticleFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink