Funny British Tweets AugustSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 13 Aug 2022 21 British Tweets That Kept Me Laughing This Week "Obsessed with Darlington bidding to host Eurovision. That’s the kind of ambitious confidence I need to have in myself" by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 harry x @harryjonesxx Me working my first day at a bank: 10:49 AM - 10 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @harryjonesxx 2 Paul Bastard Bronks @SlenderSherbet When you lied on your CV about having previous sheepdog experience. : @CharlieMack7301 05:48 AM - 08 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SlenderSherbet 3 Nick Levine @mrnicklevine Never forget that Robert Dyas walked so Wickes could run 08:08 AM - 08 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mrnicklevine 4 Kemi Alemoru @kemioliviax I rate that Jacqueline Wilson’s entire vibe was to teach children from a young age that life is pain 10:53 PM - 10 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kemioliviax 5 Natalie O'Donoghue @Nataliealana87 You know when you know something is coming but it still doesn’t prepare you? 06:27 PM - 28 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Nataliealana87 6 barry. @BarryPierce the natural lifecycle of British writers. 09:54 AM - 27 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BarryPierce 7 Periwinkle Jones @peachesanscream There’s sibling rivalry, then there’s my 4-year-old daughter faking a phone call from her one-year-old brother’s nursery to tell us that we don’t have to collect him today because he’s going to live there now and he ‘won’t even miss us’ 01:20 PM - 10 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @peachesanscream 8 iris @iriselks ENGLAND WON THE EUROS AND MY CAT WHO’S BEEN MISSING FOR NINE MONTHS WHO WE ALL THOUGHT WAS DEAD JUST CAME BACK. SHE JUST SAUNTERED IN AND WENT TO HER FOOD BOWL LIKE NOTHING HAD HAPPENED. WHAT A WEEKEND FOR ICONIC LADIES BRINGING IT HOME 07:27 PM - 31 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @iriselks 9 emily @emshaw_x Obsessed with Darlington bidding to host Eurovision. That’s the kind of ambitious confidence I need to have in myself 05:30 PM - 10 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @emshaw_x 10 Gwdihŵ ? @youwouldknow The government watching energy costs rise to impossible levels 10:37 AM - 09 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @youwouldknow 11 Eleanor Kelly @howdoyouello The myth of consensual sex: landlord edition 11:30 AM - 11 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @howdoyouello 12 Paul Savage: Well Groomed at Edinburgh Fringe @comedysavage Occasionally I get reminded of the time a Dutch friend came to the UK, and because Lloyds TSB don't say they are a bank on their ads, assumed Britain advertised horses on national TV. 02:38 AM - 10 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @comedysavage 13 el clifton @elcliftonn Remember when I found out my ex had been sending his mate messages saying he wanted to fuck 2 girls from work and he said he only said it cos I said I fancied The Rock when we watched Jumanji and it made him sad 09:23 AM - 08 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @elcliftonn 14 Tianna, the Writer @tiannathewriter Dido singing about the worst morning of her life and opening the song with "My teas gone cold" is the most British thing I've ever heard. 11:20 AM - 09 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @tiannathewriter 15 kyle @_kylemcbride If this next season of Big Brother is full of wannabe influencers I will scream. I want to see Angela the warehouse operative who smokes 65 fags a day not someone who’s concerned about their social media presence 03:42 PM - 02 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @_kylemcbride 16 Aaron @aaron_txt Ohhh they must be FUMINGGG 10:43 AM - 31 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @aaron_txt 17 Jai @wandas_hex Sum up the UK with a character, I’ll start 10:12 AM - 31 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @wandas_hex 18 andrew @floellaumbagabe Olivia Coleman was so mother for this. https://t.co/mshiHJTaUk 11:36 PM - 10 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @floellaumbagabe 19 Callum @CaliJ98 09:14 PM - 08 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @CaliJ98 20 Gee Aitch Cee @Scriblit Anti cat propaganda: ooh, cats are sly somehow, aren't they? Conniving. They'd eat you without a second thought & want only fancy things. Actual cats: you came home half an hour late so I waited at the door. I caught you a leaf! Anyway, time to lie down on my Sleeping Cardboard. 10:49 AM - 08 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Scriblit Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink TV and MoviesGet all the best moments in pop culture & entertainment delivered to your inbox.This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.