37 Celebrity Tweets From Back In The Day That Will Still Make You Cry Laughing
37 Celebrity Tweets From Back In The Day That Will Still Make You Cry LaughingSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 5 Apr 2017 37 Celebrity Tweets From Back In The Day That Will Still Make You Cry Laughing "Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist." by Kimberley DaddsBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 P!nk @Pink Out of Myself, Britney, and Christina- didn't everyone think I was gonna be the troublemaker? LOOK MA!!! No CUFFS!!! 06:56 PM - 01 Mar 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Cher @cher @gagasapostle SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!! 09:59 AM - 03 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 ASHANTI @ashanti How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man? 02:53 AM - 02 Oct 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Niall Horan @NiallOfficial Oh na na, what's my name oh na na what's my name! Niall obviously 03:51 PM - 10 Jan 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart Do you think I am hip? 09:36 PM - 17 Aug 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 Britney Spears @britneyspears Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist. 06:31 PM - 10 Feb 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Paris Hilton @ParisHilton Hey friends, I lost my blackberry. So if your trying to reach me, then text me on one of my three iPhones. 12:41 AM - 29 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 KANYE WEST @kanyewest not smiling makes me smile 10:47 PM - 11 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 Kim Kardashian West @KimKardashian kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves! 12:47 AM - 29 Aug 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 LILJON @LilJon WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!! 08:06 PM - 28 Sep 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 Justin Bieber @justinbieber If chickens could say love me love me that would be awsome. 10:51 PM - 19 Nov 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert. 08:48 PM - 22 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Billy Ray Cyrus @billyraycyrus Much to think about. 04:49 AM - 09 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Rihanna @rihanna FUCK U SATAN!!! Fuck right off!!!!! 05:55 AM - 01 Feb 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 Ed Sheeran @edsheeran WWBD - what would Beyoncé do 08:37 AM - 22 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 olivia wilde @oliviawilde in a thousand years archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment. 01:36 AM - 15 May 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner [Y]ou [O]nly [L]ive [O]nce 02:38 AM - 27 Dec 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 Cher @cher I got a colonic.RT @lolyabitch @cher how did you celebrate Madonna's birthday? 05:13 AM - 21 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 SHAQ @SHAQ How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol 05:00 AM - 03 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 20 Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. 08:36 PM - 28 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 Cher @cher Wtf is mdna 06:02 AM - 13 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 22 Twitter: @donaldglover 23 Ellen DeGeneres @TheEllenShow If Popeye were dating Pink, then people would call them Pinkeye. 09:31 PM - 07 Aug 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite 24 Aubrey Plaza @evilhag YO @BARACKOBAMA COME OVERRRRRR 12:28 AM - 09 Apr 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 25 Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman I want an apology from the person who started sorry not sorry 05:05 AM - 27 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26 Twitter: @kanyewest 27 Britney Spears @britneyspears PS - Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya'll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass! 10:49 PM - 02 Dec 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 28 ASHANTI @ashanti Hey yall!!! What do u think about face book?? 06:28 PM - 17 Jun 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 29 Oprah Winfrey @Oprah He 04:36 PM - 20 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 30 Piers Morgan @piersmorgan I want to die. 04:51 PM - 02 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 31 Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan My wife asked me if today was Friday and I said no,it's chest and back day brother HH 01:37 PM - 02 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 32 Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney Mate mate mate mate mate. 08:43 PM - 02 Jul 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 33 Kate Upton @KateUpton I am trying to figure out how to make the background a picture of my boobs 10:32 PM - 21 Oct 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 34 Ed Balls @edballs Ed Balls 03:20 PM - 28 Apr 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 35 Lorde @lorde @diplo should we do something about your tiny penis while we're at it hm 06:17 AM - 13 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 36 Kim Kardashian West @KimKardashian SMH means shaking my head 11:07 PM - 17 Aug 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite 37 Ricky Gervais @rickygervais "Sorry, I really screwed up when I gave you all foreskins. Remove them ASAP" - God 07:53 PM - 20 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.