26 Times J.K. Rowling's Twitter Comebacks Made You Say "Ouch, That Has To Hurt"Skip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 5 Apr 2017 26 Times J K Rowling s Twitter Comebacks Made You Say Ouch That Has To Hurt A lesson in why you should never @ J.K. Rowling. by Ellie BateBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 When someone suggested the Trump kids and Jared Kushner would ve been in Slytherin and J K shut it down immediately Twitter / Twitter: @jk_rowling 2 In fact just every time she brutally burned Trump Which happens a lot J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling 'Mommy was mean to me and I don't wanna hold her hand no more.' 08:18 AM - 18 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 And not only to the president himself J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling I wish the International Olympic Committee would praise me for winning gold in the four-man bobsleigh. 09:04 PM - 21 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 When this guy came up with the idea of men wearing penis hats and she saw her chance and ran with it J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Every man who feels this way should wear his penis hat with pride. 10:24 PM - 31 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 When someone tried to dictate what she can and can t discuss on Twitter and she was having none of it J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling In - Free - Countries - Anyone - Can - Talk - About - Politics. Try sounding out the syllables aloud, or ask a flu… https://t.co/jeMAiY8aph 09:04 PM - 28 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 Seriously For some reason people do this a lot J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Pick up any of my books or movies. See how it doesn’t say ‘free with this purchase: the right to dictate what the a… https://t.co/eOqm4QuX6u 06:18 PM - 30 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 When she spent some time dragging Piers Morgan to hell Twitter / Twitter: @jk_rowling 8 And when he tried to clap back she reminded him exactly why she is the undisputed Queen of Twitter J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling .@piersmorgan If only you'd read Harry Potter, you'd know the downside of sucking up to the biggest bully in school is getting burned alive. 02:41 PM - 11 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 She even opened up old wounds Because she s savage AF J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling #StillHurts 02:42 PM - 11 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 When this guy tried to shame women who watched the Fifty Shades movie and J K just felt sorry for him Twitter / Twitter: @jk_rowling 11 Basically just any time a man says something stupid actually J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling A man just sent me this and not only am I unsure whether it's a really awful joke or he's serious, I can't decide w… https://t.co/Gu1G0r5yjK 01:08 PM - 24 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 When people on Twitter were sharing a meme about her death and she really wasn t into it Twitter / Twitter: @jk_rowling 13 When someone called her a buttsniffing welfare queen which deserves points for creativity I guess J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling I think he's got a crush on me. 10:31 PM - 01 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 When someone tried to go all ~mark of the beast~ on her and she just laughed J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Nicolas Flamel doesn't die in the Potter books. Seriously, read before you burn, it'll make attacking me so much ea… https://t.co/CTntO4zjdS 10:26 PM - 02 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 And then came back with this incredible quip an hour later Twitter / Twitter: @jk_rowling 16 In fact just every time someone makes reference to burning the Harry Potter books J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I've still got your money, so by all means borrow my lighter. 12:29 PM - 31 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Which happens a lot apparently J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Guess it's true what they say: you can lead a girl to books about the rise and fall of an autocrat, but you still c… https://t.co/YI1UoI7uWW 12:56 PM - 01 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 Come on guys That debate is sooo 1997 J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling I seem to have woken up in the 90s. 11:30 AM - 30 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 But of course J K still managed to keep her sense of humour about it Twitter / Twitter: @jk_rowling 20 When someone claimed she grew up on the queen s dime and she gifted us with this beautiful mental image J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling @NickCohen4 "the queen's dime." As if I grew up in the palace kitchen, polishing corgis. 09:23 PM - 30 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 When there was a rumour that Warner Bros was making Cursed Child into a movie based on info from her evil twin J K Radcliffe J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling This JK Radcliffe is a reliable source. You should speak to him/her more often. 05:25 PM - 23 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22 When someone asked her for the billionth time how you make a Horcrux and she somehow managed to come up with an original answer ~after all this time~ J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Because we appear to be living in an alternative reality where dreadful things you thought were impossible can happ… https://t.co/LfZv5IyEKO 08:43 AM - 20 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23 When someone called her a nerd and she was just like yup J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Obviously. Duh. 07:46 AM - 20 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24 When she was asked where she d like to visit and she jumped on the opportunity to out-troll the trolls Twitter / Twitter: @jk_rowling 25 When she went with the classic well actually J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling It should be 'shiterature.' You're welcome. 08:16 PM - 15 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26 And finally when the simple response was the best J.K. 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